The kitten is almost visibly growing. She is definitely bigger than she was when i got her.
She and i have had several discussions of various things; one being names.
She demanded to know why i thought her name was Tiptoe, when it is self-evidently Rocket. I gave in on that one.
However, on the subject of Things Rocket Is Not Allowed To Do, the one on which i have been absolutely inflexible (and which seems to be beginning to actually get through to her) is "Rocket Is Not Allowed To Use Pitons To Climb Any Portion Of Daddy's Anatomy".
Kitten update
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Fairportfan
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Kitten update
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Re: Kitten update
Good blinken luck there.Fairportfan wrote: However, on the subject of Things Rocket Is Not Allowed To Do, the one on which i have been absolutely inflexible (and which seems to be beginning to actually get through to her) is "Rocket Is Not Allowed To Use Pitons To Climb Any Portion Of Daddy's Anatomy".
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Fairportfan
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Re: Kitten update
I don't have a single new scratch today...Mark N wrote:Good blinken luck there.Fairportfan wrote: However, on the subject of Things Rocket Is Not Allowed To Do, the one on which i have been absolutely inflexible (and which seems to be beginning to actually get through to her) is "Rocket Is Not Allowed To Use Pitons To Climb Any Portion Of Daddy's Anatomy".
Not even duct tape can fix stupid. But it can muffle the noise.
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Peace through superior firepower - ain't nothin' more peaceful than a dead troublemaker.
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mike weber
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Peace through superior firepower - ain't nothin' more peaceful than a dead troublemaker.
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DinkyInky
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Re: Kitten update
I rather like tiptoe, as kitties are notoriously sneaky and subtle quiet-like.
I do agree on the no "shink" rule...piton power...oww!
I do agree on the no "shink" rule...piton power...oww!
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
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Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Re: Kitten update
But, you do have a loophole.Fairportfan wrote:I don't have a single new scratch today...Mark N wrote:Good blinken luck there.Fairportfan wrote: However, on the subject of Things Rocket Is Not Allowed To Do, the one on which i have been absolutely inflexible (and which seems to be beginning to actually get through to her) is "Rocket Is Not Allowed To Use Pitons To Climb Any Portion Of Daddy's Anatomy".
Your rule specifically forbids the use of pitons "to climb".
You failed to mention anything about landing or braking.
Just wait until she's old enough to discover the "Jumping on Daddy's bladder at 5 AM" trick. She'll realize that she's going to earn points based on how well she sticks the landing
