Technical/marketing exec's Extremely Clever resume

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Brilliant!! :mrgreen:
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being the cynical skeptic that i am... i wonder how long until he gets sued by Amazon for it?
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scantrontb wrote:being the cynical skeptic that i am... i wonder how long until he gets sued by Amazon for it?
You're saying he should have put himself on Ebay?
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scantrontb wrote:being the cynical skeptic that i am... i wonder how long until he gets sued by Amazon for it?
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Fairportfan wrote:
scantrontb wrote:being the cynical skeptic that i am... i wonder how long until he gets sued by Amazon for it?
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Especially if Amazon wants to avoid being seen as the 'Hard Nosed A-hole' on the news.
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If he was going to get in trouble over it, then it would probably be over the implied slavery (purchasing a human), knowing the courts these days.
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