Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.
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Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.
Got a bit of burnout from the wedding, had started this a while back and decided to polish it off and kick it out. Originally titled "Menage-e-goat", I decided on something less provocative.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
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Re: Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.
Lipstick on a goat...in some parts of the country that's a Saturday night date....
Nudge is just bound to cause problems, isn't she?
Nudge is just bound to cause problems, isn't she?
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Re: Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.
It's her job...Just Old Al wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:51 pm Lipstick on a goat...in some parts of the country that's a Saturday night date....
You are thinking sheep... and Montana...
Nudge is just bound to cause problems, isn't she?
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
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the Old Sgt.
Re: Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.
Nudge, bored . . . BAD combination!
"INCOMING!" /flrrd/
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"INCOMING!" /flrrd/
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Re: Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.
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Re: Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.
Story deleted
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Re: Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.
May one ask why it was deleted?
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Re: Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.
Certain aspects of the story became... problematic?... let's just say it is a bit too delicate a subject matter for me to handle in a proper manner. As I will be laid up with a total knee as of tomorrow, I will go back to concentrating on the fictitious account of my wedding.
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
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Re: Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.
Ah . . . I've had those moments too . . . what we sometimes described as "sitting there paintbrush in hand thinking 'how long until this stuff dries?'"
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