Down The Stairs 2023-10-27

[Dave]

https://wapsisquare.com/comic/down-the-stairs/

I won't say that's the worst case of the munchies I've ever seen... but it's certainly one of the most unique.

[Alkarii]

Just imagine if Atsali speaks like the villain in an old martial arts film, but her monologue centers around sneaking food from the kitchen.

[FreeFlier]

Crapolium . . . is that what you get when someone has an "accident"and doesn't clean up before it dries?

/fllrd/

--FreeFlier

[Dave]

Just imagine if Atsali speaks like the villain in an old martial arts film, but her monologue centers around sneaking food from the kitchen.

That would put us squarely in "What's Up, Tiger Lily?" territory.

Especially if she's sneaking an egg salad sandwich, or has recently been dieting due to a tendency to develop wing fat.

Atsali, ashamed that she was hogging the whole turkey leg for herself and willing to share, whirls and grabs a carving knife from the counter.

Castella, seeing only the sudden motion and the gleaming knife, fires a beam of incandescent plasma.

Atsali, mortally wounded, sinks to the ground.

"Pickle... Pickle... I'm so sorry I scared you. I'm an idiot. Tell Mom I love her. And... and tell her... don't let them use embalming fluid... I want to be stuffed with crabmeat..."

Shaking a large rattle, Atsali expires.

[Opus the Poet]

Yeah now that I'm back at home and not trying to read Wapsi on my phone I notice the scene is lighted by Castella's pre-blast plasma handglow.

[Alkarii]

"Oh ho ho! You are too late, little cherry blossom, for I have already ninja'd this chicken leg, and you are no match for my fork fu!"