Certified 2022-06-15
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Certified 2022-06-15
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She's still as much of a goober now as when we first met her. That, at least, has not changed.
She's still as much of a goober now as when we first met her. That, at least, has not changed.
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Re: Certified 2022-06-15
She just doesn’t have functional glasses.
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
Re: Certified 2022-06-15
So . . . does that make those . . .
Gooberglasses?
/flrrd/
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Gooberglasses?
/flrrd/
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Ugh, that was such a Dad Joke. Good to see Heph is still a maker in the Wapsiverse.
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Am I that old that I don’t get the dad joke?
What is “matersay” supposed to be a sound-alike for?
What is “matersay” supposed to be a sound-alike for?
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
Re: Certified 2022-06-15
"mater" (mā' ter} is a regional slang term for "tomato".
So, Hiroshi was tricked into asking "What does a tomato say?"
They particular joke is definitely pasta point of being entirely tasteless (just like most supermarket tomatoes).
Re: Certified 2022-06-15
. . .
That gives new meaning to the slang term for supermarket shipping tomatoes . . . pink bullets. (Seriously!)
And, of course, there's always SCP-504.
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Re: Certified 2022-06-15
We've been calling off-season commercially shipped lycopersicons "ballistic tomatoes" for so long that I don't remember how it started . . . .
Saccharomyces cerevisiae is the linchpin of civilization.
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Just dawned on me but if her grandmother is Aphrodite then Hephaestus is her grandfather by marriage, if not by blood. The old myths say Heph turned off everyone's toys until he got his choice for bride, that she had many children by other gods after she married Heph, but not if Heph fathered any spawn with her. So that makes her the grandchild of Heph's wife which is his under most jurisdictions' laws.
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