You’re The One 2016-03-07

AnotherFairportfan · Post by **AnotherFairportfan** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:32 am

Ah. Back to Monica and Jet, are we?

Akasha · Post by **Akasha** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:34 am

oh my *quack*

Opus the Poet · Post by **Opus the Poet** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:34 am

Winnah! By a nose.

And a couple of honkers.

GlytchMeister · Post by **GlytchMeister** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:42 am

Is this the first canon confirmation without a doubt of Bud/Kevin?

Post by **Dave** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:46 am

GlytchMeister wrote:Is this the first canon confirmation without a doubt of Bud/Kevin?

I think it is, yes. There shall be much joy in Mudville, 'cause Kevin did not depart on a bus, and Bud... well, she maybe can finally have some of the normal life that was stolen from her, so long ago.

It's also the first sight of a self-searching sociopath, squeezed squawkingly by a 'shipping she-companion at the seashore.

Akeche · Post by **Akeche** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:53 am

This may as well be the first confirmation of Jet and Monica as a couple really, Jet got dropped off the face of the earth.

DilyV · Post by **DilyV** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 4:07 am

Opus the Poet wrote:Winnah! By a nose.

And a couple of honkers.

I'm sure there are a couple of AaahhhOOOOOOOOOgahs in there too... maybe some air horns... is that a Dixie horn?

oldmanmickey · Post by **oldmanmickey** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 6:00 am

DilyV wrote:
Opus the Poet wrote:Winnah! By a nose.

And a couple of honkers.
I'm sure there are a couple of AaahhhOOOOOOOOOgahs in there too... maybe some air horns... is that a Dixie horn?

Couple minutes of that and you got some horny folks in Dixie i should suspect.

TheCollector · Post by **TheCollector** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:21 am

ABOUT TIME!!!

lol. I've been wanting Jet/Monica pages for months now.

Armorlord · Post by **Armorlord** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 8:44 am

Quack quack.

That is all.

Sgt. Howard · Post by **Sgt. Howard** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 8:57 am

Them's some BIG rubber ducks! Ducks unlimited? Or Dynasty? I remember where a guest artist showed M giving herself a black eye with them...

jwhouk · Post by **jwhouk** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 9:31 am

Quack quack quack, Mr. Duckworth. Quack quack quack quack quack QUACK...

Skywatcher68 · Post by **Skywatcher68** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 12:07 pm

Rubber duckies, you're the ones.

Sgt. Howard · Post by **Sgt. Howard** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 12:08 pm

Better still- if you blow a rasberry in her cleavage, does it sound like a foghorn?

Catawampus · Post by **Catawampus** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 12:11 pm

Is this what is meant by "ducking the question"?

Post by **Dave** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 1:57 pm

Sgt. Howard wrote:Better still- if you blow a rasberry in her cleavage, does it sound like a foghorn?

Foghorn Leghorn, perhaps.

That's a joke, son, a joke! Now, go tie down your pumpkins properly. Kids these days just don't know how to tie down their pumpkins...

Catawampus wrote:Is this what is meant by "ducking the question"?

I call "fowl" over that.

Gyrrakavian · Post by **Gyrrakavian** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:00 pm

Lvl up! +3 introspection, +5 sarcasm

Sgt. Howard · Post by **Sgt. Howard** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:54 pm

Dave wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:Better still- if you blow a rasberry in her cleavage, does it sound like a foghorn?
Foghorn Leghorn, perhaps.

That's a joke, son, a joke! Now, go tie down your pumpkins properly. Kids these days just don't know how to tie down their pumpkins...

"... Wait a minute here... AH never tied down my Pumpkins when Ah wuz a boy... 'sides, them Pumpkins needs tyin' up, not down... HEY BOY! Whut Ah say whut are you doing tyin' down them (SMOOSH!!!!)..... ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer... and a beakful of cleavage... is that a box o' cookies?"

KnightDelight · Post by **KnightDelight** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:15 pm

Get ready Jet. If she did it to Kevin, she'll do it to you as well. As soon as the next shiny thing comes along, you're history. Oh, she'll obsess about it, but the result is still the same for you. She will also outlive you by, well, forever. Think she will just sit by your side as you age and are unable to satisfy her needs? She has already shown that another's feelings won't stop her form doing what she wants. Monica will want to get out and do things. The old-young thing never works out.

That Kevin really knows how to pick 'em. First a supernatural being with enormous powers who jilts him and becomes a lesbian (adding insult to injury). Now another supernatural being with enormous powers who is actually a clay being who can never give him children and will outlive him by thousands upon thousands of years. He will be hardly a blink of an eye to her. Unless, of course, she goes the way of Jin. Which doesn't seem likely since she has not been "active" nearly as long as Jin has, and she said she was far from ready to do that as she told to her room mate, Brandy, a while back. Then there is the fact she is "rebound girl". That often doesn't work out. Finally, there is the old-young thing with this relationship as well.

GlytchMeister · Post by **GlytchMeister** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 4:17 pm

...I don't think she's a sociopath.

She TOLD Kevin what was up. She didn't just up and leave him because Jet was shiny. She left him as a result of deep psychological wounds, and she and Het bonded over their having similar wounds.

And there was already a big long discussion about "blink of an eye to an immortal"

Remember that fiasco after Monica saw Phix eating that random creature? Nudge jumping out the Library?

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