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by Sgt. Howard
Mon May 08, 2023 11:39 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 13740

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

(Here, Glytch and Al jumped in a bit) Security started moving in on the scene. Glytch reached into his bag and looked at Al. “Discombobulate?” Al nodded. "Whenever you're ready. Wide beam." He then closed his eyes and opened his mouth. “Oh, I don’t think a wide beam is needed here… ” Glytc...
by Sgt. Howard
Fri May 05, 2023 11:34 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 13740

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

"DUDE!" Rick quietly muttered to Greg as he stepped up on the dais, "That 'Fabulous Furry Freak Brother' friend of yours AIN'T HUMAN!" "What are you on about?" Sherry asked him. "I caught wind of him- HE AIN'T HUMAN! At least, not totally. He IS something feral, so...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon May 01, 2023 12:11 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: 2023-04-30 Room Cleaning
Replies: 5
Views: 7050

Re: 2023-04-30 Room Cleaning

In Paul Taylors cartoon creation,
erupts a profound exclamation-
the ‘Wapsi world’ pack
is finally back
from it’s over extended vacation!
by Sgt. Howard
Mon May 01, 2023 1:14 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: 2023-04-30 Room Cleaning
Replies: 5
Views: 7050

Re: 2023-04-30 Room Cleaning

Leak wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 3:03 am
FreeFlier wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 2:43 am I wonder if that makes Daylla an iron-<donkey> . . .
I'd have gone with "iron-badonkadonkey"...
Slapping that could be painful to your hand...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Apr 25, 2023 10:06 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 13740

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

With a flourish they walked it on out. Feeling refreshed, there was mild satisfied laughter and smiles among the four. Then Sherry cut the mikes and quietly asked Greg, "Why are we at 'mundane one'?" "Remember "Cannibal Chuck"? THAT'S him between Georgette and the Jaguar Gir...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Apr 25, 2023 8:43 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 13740

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

Paul, however, seemed a bit indignant with the whole scenario- "Why does every one of these weddings involve GUNFIRE?!? First there was that maniacal Pan ("Hey there!" Nudge yelled sharply!) with a shotgun, then there was that violent invasion of the Pillsbury grounds- now THIS!!! And...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Apr 17, 2023 11:46 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6272
Views: 2963869

Re: More Stuff

James Patrick Harris, my stepson, has had a mishap with a pistol on the 11th of this Month. He did not survive. This was not a suicide, but a bit of poor judgement. His Mother and I have been attempting to tie up some loose ends and his fanfiction here falls under that category. I will give notifica...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Apr 17, 2023 11:00 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Unexpected Reunions...
Replies: 10
Views: 8147

Re: Unexpected Reunions...

James Patrick Harris, sadly, will not ever finish this particular story. On the 11th of this month, he had a mishap with a pistol. He did not survive. His Mother and I are in deep mourning as we try to tie up the loose ends of his life.

Gregory Francis (the Old Sgt.) Howard
by Sgt. Howard
Sat Mar 18, 2023 10:28 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 13740

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

"Very well," Al attempted to get back his momentum, "I have to admit, I have nothing to top that. Nothing. Not a wretched thing. We have all suspected for some time the levels of villainy this scoundrel is capable of... here by his own admission, we have proof that it's far worse than...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Jan 16, 2023 12:15 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: COMPUTER CRASH - new name - Fairportfan3
Replies: 15
Views: 17155

Re: COMPUTER CRASH - new name - Fairportfan3

I had to suffer another 'mandatory update' for my HP laptop- currently I am getting MacAfee and Microsoft Edge 'notices' (standard blackmail attempts) regarding viruses and 'MacAfee about to expire'. They are popping up every 60 seconds with contradictory information. I tried MacAfee once before and...
by Sgt. Howard
Sun Dec 18, 2022 7:02 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt Howard's wedding
Replies: 28
Views: 13740

Re: Sgt Howard's wedding

Regaining himself, Al pressed on- "... now, the report gets vague here- it seems there was a (here he studied his notes)... 'contact made' ... scenario that ... "resolved the matter' ... and a lot of redaction. Dare I ask, 'what happened'?" Greg mimicked holding a phone to his ear- th...
by Sgt. Howard
Sun Dec 18, 2022 3:00 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Sgt. Howard's Wedding- comments section
Replies: 59
Views: 30354

Re: Sgt. Howard's Wedding- comments section

Having decided that I showed very weak effort here, I started losing interest. Just finished re-writing a goodly portion thereof (towards the end), LMK what you think
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Nov 24, 2022 12:52 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Unexpected reunions comment section
Replies: 3
Views: 6385

Unexpected reunions comment section

My boys are tumbling headfirst into this situation with little in the way of training wheels- they have my permission to use my characters, as long as they at least TRY to stay canon with fanfiction. Feel free to comment as you normally would. Enjoy. ... seems like Niel is taking the whole fam damnl...
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Nov 04, 2022 12:14 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Holiday Comments Section
Replies: 195
Views: 170613

Re: Holiday Comments Section

And my first-year high-school French teacher (from Paris - that was the last year she taught French, after that she was strictly an English teacher and for 2nd year I got a Canadian lady who hadn't studied French at all before college) told us it was formally (or plurally) « taisez-vous » and infor...
by Sgt. Howard
Sun Oct 16, 2022 10:27 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Fanfic Index Thread
Replies: 88
Views: 96565

Re: Fanfic Index Thread

Joe- having read through some of your compilation "The Centurion and the Sphinx", I have noticed several editings that are clearly your hand- mind you, reading PDF on my computer is challenging, as scrolling becomes an 'all or nothing' affair- and I noticed how you modified Phix's dialogue...
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Oct 07, 2022 1:01 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?
Replies: 99
Views: 113953

Re: We have until about Christmas before new material, Where's the portal to the coffeehouse?

I got a perverse satisfaction of being able to legitimately order off the Senior Menu at Denny's tonight. :D ... youngling... I will be 70 in two years. I boldly ask, "Is there an 'OLD FOGY' discount here? I'm a government certified 'OLD FOGY!". If that don't work, I ask about a military ...
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Oct 07, 2022 12:48 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Holiday Comments Section
Replies: 195
Views: 170613

Re: Holiday Comments Section

I just did some minor revision on the second-to-last entry... and will begin to finish this Charley-Foxtrot with a few more entries. The story about giving my Commanding Officer the "Kiss of Judas" during a tactical exercise and punking the FBI- THOSE ACTUALLY HAPPENED!
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Oct 06, 2022 11:23 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Holiday Comments Section
Replies: 195
Views: 170613

Re: Holiday Comments Section

Just Old Al wrote: Thu Oct 06, 2022 8:56 pm
FreeFlier wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 6:06 pm Well,given the number of times I've re-read them, I suspect much of it is real people.

--FreeFlier
I...need to start writing again.
... as do I...