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by Sgt. Howard
Sun Dec 14, 2014 3:46 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: A visit to Phix
Replies: 33
Views: 33249

Re: A visit to Phix

Agreed- also, the 'Gospel of Peter' (what little there is found of it) is largely believed to be written 100 years after the fact and containing false information- yes, I have used a little 'poetic license' here, but then so does our favorite author. Bonus question- what secret does Cornelius hide? ...
by Sgt. Howard
Sun Dec 14, 2014 12:11 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: A visit to Phix
Replies: 33
Views: 33249

Re: A visit to Phix

(not quite finished yet- close) Phix went immediately to full feral- there was a perceptible flinch of three of the party, but Nudge stood firm. Nudge and Phix stared at each other, neither one giving ground. Those who stopped to witness the fine display of dancing found other activities and/or prio...
by Sgt. Howard
Sat Dec 13, 2014 6:27 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: A visit to Phix
Replies: 33
Views: 33249

Re: A visit to Phix

"He KNOWS more than he says," commented Tsillah. "He most certainly Does," stated Bia, "you noticed how he referred to Cornelius as 'the Centurion'? WE never mentioned that... " "THAT'S RIGHT!" Nudge blurted, "HE KNOWS ABOUT THIS FELLOW! Mangy old... &quo...
by Sgt. Howard
Sat Dec 13, 2014 3:58 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: A visit to Phix
Replies: 33
Views: 33249

Re: A visit to Phix

"Oy, Oy, Oy.... what was THAT?" Nicodemus muttered as he surveyed the damage around him (which was already repairing itself). The disturbance had left him flat on his back. Several small ceramic figurines re-formed over one shelf, the terra-cotta menorah reclaimed it's still burning candle...
by Sgt. Howard
Sat Dec 13, 2014 2:57 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: A visit to Phix
Replies: 33
Views: 33249

Re: A visit to Phix

"Well, THIS is frustrating... except for the New Testament mention and that small blurb by Theodotus, he basically does not exist," complained Tsilla. Bia and Nudge were faring no better, while Euryale's face showed her concentration on the issue. Several books and scrolls lay scattered ar...
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:49 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: A visit to Phix
Replies: 33
Views: 33249

Re: A visit to Phix

"... you thought I had died in Alexandria? But that fire occurred in 273, over two centuries after our last visit... why didn't you contact me in the interim?" Phix asked Cornelius. "I... had fallen in with... a crowd who had me convinced that even... ACKNOWLEDGING you... was just... ...
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:14 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: A visit to Phix
Replies: 33
Views: 33249

Re: A visit to Phix

Three startled faces turned to an angry looking Euryale. There was a moment of awkward silence before Tsillah ventured, "We were... we were just doing some research," "Yea," Bia affirmed, "Looking something up," "We weren't doing anything wrong," Nudge blurted...
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:29 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: A visit to Phix
Replies: 33
Views: 33249

Re: A visit to Phix

"His two-oh-WHAT?" "His military records, silly," responded Tsillah, "here, let me- Library- access military records for Gaius Cornelius Antonia, Centurion, Italian Cohort, retired to Caesarea, died 38 AD," "ACCESS DENIED- RECORDS ARE SEALED'" The three looked...
by Sgt. Howard
Wed Dec 10, 2014 11:14 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: A visit to Phix
Replies: 33
Views: 33249

Re: A visit to Phix

"Library- search non-fiction, civilian and military records of one Gaius Cornelius Antonia, retired to Caesarea around 1 to 70 AD," Nudge commanded. A short stack of books immediately dropped to her right. "Girls, let's see what we can find," "So... what do you call yourself...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 09, 2014 11:50 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: A visit to Phix
Replies: 33
Views: 33249

Re: A visit to Phix

"Damn, girl!" he said as he rubbed his cheek, "... that really wasn't necessary..." Phix suddenly put her arms across her chest and clamped her hind limbs legs together. She was shaking, wide-eyed and blushing. "How DARE you...how DID you... what did you... was that MAGIC ? ...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:31 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: A visit to Phix
Replies: 33
Views: 33249

Re: A visit to Phix

Phix was puzzled- "How did this... 'cure'... kill him?" "We brewed several pots of white willow tea- then condensed them to a porridge-like sludge that he ate. It smelled disgusting- but he managed to choke it down. The fever broke, but then he started bleeding all over the place... d...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:56 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Stupid Flu 2014-12-05
Replies: 76
Views: 34435

Re: Stupid Flu 2014-12-05

Only if you are a drunk second lieutenant
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:56 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: A visit to Phix
Replies: 33
Views: 33249

Re: A visit to Phix

"I must say that I am quite flattered that you remember after all these centuries..." "How on earth does a mortal live so long? You had just retired from service with the Roman forces in Jerusalem when you first entered the Library. What was it you were looking up...?" she bit he...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Dec 08, 2014 3:40 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: A visit to Phix
Replies: 33
Views: 33249

A visit to Phix

Phix was aware of the new arrival almost the moment he stepped into the Library- such is the relationship she has with the place. There was some confusion as to the identity of the new visitor- something about 'old references'- so she treated this one as another 'potential intruder'... which would s...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:44 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Stupid Flu 2014-12-05
Replies: 76
Views: 34435

Re: Stupid Flu 2014-12-05

"Bravo, sir, bravo.[/quote]

One does not address a Sgt. as "sir"- it would usually be taken as an insult. The common rejoinder is-
"Don't SIR me, I WORK for a living!"

... even so, thank you very much...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:40 am
Forum: Wapsi Square General Discussion
Topic: Fan Storyline
Replies: 4
Views: 7211

Re: Fan Storyline

Written, mind you- I have some preliminary sketches, but certainly do NOT have the time to complete the actual strip...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Dec 08, 2014 12:27 am
Forum: Wapsi Square General Discussion
Topic: Fan Storyline
Replies: 4
Views: 7211

Fan Storyline

Sooo...is THIS the correct place to create our OWN storyline in the Wapsi Square Universe?
by Sgt. Howard
Sun Dec 07, 2014 8:11 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Stupid Flu 2014-12-05
Replies: 76
Views: 34435

Re: Stupid Flu 2014-12-05

Hmmmm.... no, Nyquil won't do the trick- FORMALDAHYDE, maybe...

A coven of demons commandeered
a Woman who wrongfully steered
but what they did not foresee
was that flu on a spree
was a worse fate than all of them feared
by Sgt. Howard
Wed Nov 19, 2014 1:26 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Snowfall 2014-11-19
Replies: 93
Views: 51807

Re: Snowfall 2014-11-19

Does not bode well- yea, Monica left the door open... but how well will she acknowledge that when Bud walks through it? And... Bud was there when Monica and Georgette decided something needed to happen between themselves and Kevin needed to be ... 'parked'?... so one could argue insider trading as B...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Nov 18, 2014 9:11 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Too Grounded 2014-11-18
Replies: 95
Views: 53501

Re: Too Grounded 2014-11-18

Y'know.... I had a serious (at least I thought so at the time) relationship where the young lady in question GAVE ME PRETTY MUCH THE EXACT SAME SPEECH- I begged her to reconsider, and told her that should she change her mind she ought to contact me again- she did... five weeks later... with her STUN...