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Is it just me, or do a lot of Greek myths seem like a supernatural sitcom?

Don't worry, it wasn't like I was participating I some weird adult activity. Just wound up with a random hair in my food. No, not at a restaurant where I'd pissed off the staff. However, being a hairy guy, I avoid that problem from being my fault by wearing a shirt when I cook. Also, I try to keep m...

You say that as if you've never wound up with a random hair in your mouth, right at the back of your tongue where it just barely tickles your gag reflex. Which is plenty unpleasant when you're alone and it isn't killing the mood and embarrassing the hell out of you.

Huh, never thought I'd see a picture of a girl with a stiffy that not only didn't need censored, but wasn't fetish porn.

(no, I don't look for that stuff, but with 16 years of Internet experience, one stumbles across things)

Oh crap, they're on to me!

Turns out that I had today off, because my boss didn't answer his phone. Though I'm not surprised.

My parents got me a new phone for my birthday, but I can't use the internet on it until I pay my bill. Problem is that, since I'm broke, I can't, and it gets shut off at the end of the day tomorrow. Also, went all the way to work, and no one showed up to unlock the door. I'm gonna call in the mornin...

it seems to me that the pair of legs Atsali met is being called Nether in reference to a couple things. I took the name of that video and made a joke about that character being "cut" in half. Then there's the Nether from Minecraft, which is like Hell. The Ender Dragon and Wither are boss t...

I think it'll take more than a couple screws to fix that...

you could also fight a wither

My cat never seems to do that. The only thing that comes close is when he's sleepy.

yeah, I'd have quoted the last part of the post right before it, except I'm using a flip phone to post, and I don't like doing the wall o' text if I can avoid it. Problem is, I didn't want to spend a half hour or more hitting the delete button. Holding it down would have cleared everything.

Dave wrote:It's like the fabled "jack up the radiator cap, and drive a new car body and engine and transmission in under it", but moreso.

Now I know how to fix that old car in the backyard.

not the only cat in the frame. It looks like that car is a mercury cougar, my guess is late '80s or early '90s. Oddly enough there's one in my backyard that's the same color. But it's really just spent more than a decade deteriorating and holding some of the excess junk we've accumulated throughout ...

and it's because of that right there that we instinctively abhor incest.

Edit: gah! Post sniped! But now it seems funnier

Anyone who has heard the sound of canned whipped topping being dispensed into someone's mouth, actually heard that sound in their heads as they read the strip. I know I sure did. My brother's frequently done that, claiming it gets you high, but I've never managed it. However, it's still fun, and I ...

I pass Acme Brick on the way to work. Also, my phone's acting weird. This morning it was normal, but since shortly after getting to work, anytime I open my web browser, I have to deal with the damn argeement thing, and it won't save my settings or my login stuff. Irritating as hell, so I might just ...

if it weren't for the fact that it'd have the little one playing with fire, a firework lobbed at the correct moment would have work just as well with less risk of an ER visit. However, I think the ER visit is more of a punchline. I remember an old strip when Monica went to visit Kath in her office, ...

what sucks is I started working there on the 7th of this month. I haven't even been paid yet, and I think I'm already out of a job. I haven't heard anything from him, and they have my phone number. It's at the top of my resume, which was on his wife's desk Saturday. And considering the last number I...

like a high dollar shop vac.

If I can get in touch with him, I'll try to carefully explain, and if I wind up out of a job, I have the number of one of his competitors.

second day in a row I've shown up at work, and nobody's here. I was supposed to clock in 15 minutes ago. I'd call my boss, but given the difficulty I've had getting in contact with him, I feel it'll just be a waste of time. Edit: I'm gonna call tomorrow before I even leave the house. I don't have th...