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by Atomic
Thu Jun 09, 2022 10:56 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Instincts 2022-06-09
Replies: 5
Views: 6310

Re: Instincts 2022-06-09

And Hiroshi blue-screens, in the last panel. Hiroshi.EXE has crashed and must be restarted Step 1 - Open package containing control rod insulating tube. Step 2 - Access and slide insulating tube over the control rod. Step 3 - Adjust control rod as needed to reset system. Note: Avoid over controllin...
by Atomic
Mon Jun 06, 2022 11:32 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Fogged Up 2022-06-07
Replies: 5
Views: 6766

Re: Fogged Up 2022-06-07

There's a "What do you do with a drunken sailor" joke to be had here....
by Atomic
Mon Jun 06, 2022 12:29 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Be Safe 2022-06-06
Replies: 7
Views: 7172

Re: Be Safe 2022-06-06

Dave wrote: Mon Jun 06, 2022 8:38 am Of course, he's likely to learn a lot of extracurricular stuff tonight, so on balance I suppose it could work out OK anyhow :)
I read that as extramuscular, thinking that a mutual power wank will help both of them sleep very well, and he'll be in fine shape for the test. Her, too!
by Atomic
Mon Jun 06, 2022 12:23 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Be Safe 2022-06-06
Replies: 7
Views: 7172

Re: Be Safe 2022-06-06

In that case, I'd better get some good earplugs before Mindy squeals.
by Atomic
Sun Jun 05, 2022 10:52 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Be Safe 2022-06-06
Replies: 7
Views: 7172

Re: Be Safe 2022-06-06

Alkarii wrote: Sun Jun 05, 2022 10:06 pm I don't like that I jump to conclusions really easily, but does anyone else think that Mindy's mom snuck one or more condoms into her bag? Or perhaps there's something completely unrelated, like some movies or games.
Do butterflies have a sizing issue?
by Atomic
Fri Jun 03, 2022 10:54 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: A New Deal 2022-06-01
Replies: 12
Views: 8236

Re: A New Deal 2022-06-01

Yes to QC, Girl Genius, Gunnerkriegg Court, Grrl Power, and Whiteboard.

Also consider Empowered, The Order of the Stick, Looking for Group, Quantum Vibe, and Daughter of the Lilies (currently doing an art retrospective if you want design tips).
by Atomic
Fri Jun 03, 2022 10:47 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: An Alert 2022-06-02
Replies: 7
Views: 7220

Re: An Alert 2022-06-02

Unfortunately, moving the grid anchors to the 11th dimension enhances their ability to exclude deities from this world, and Mindy is whisked away due to being part goddess. While in that exile, she gives birth to her and Hiroshi's son, who eventually exits the 11th dimension into our world years be...
by Atomic
Wed Jun 01, 2022 11:22 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: An Alert 2022-06-02
Replies: 7
Views: 7220

An Alert 2022-06-02

by Atomic
Tue May 31, 2022 11:38 pm
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: It is done
Replies: 22
Views: 13552

Re: It is done

Congratulations and may your future be a delight!
by Atomic
Mon May 30, 2022 1:46 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Foreseen Consequence 2022-05-30
Replies: 8
Views: 7342

Re: Foreseen Consequence 2022-05-30

On the other hand, Patton read Rommel's book, so there's that as an object lesson. Sometimes smart people don't bother learning, and things go down hill from there.
by Atomic
Mon May 30, 2022 1:06 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Foreseen Consequence 2022-05-30
Replies: 8
Views: 7342

Re: Foreseen Consequence 2022-05-30

Six cups of oatmeal, one ripe papaya, and a quart of camel milk...
by Atomic
Wed May 25, 2022 11:16 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: A Joke 2022-05-25
Replies: 7
Views: 7116

Re: A Joke 2022-05-25

Quite true. Time for jokes and not time for jokes. Keep them well apart!
by Atomic
Wed May 25, 2022 2:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: A Joke 2022-05-25
Replies: 7
Views: 7116

Re: A Joke 2022-05-25

Consider that you are an expert in the field being studied, and the graduate student announces something completely off the wall that is not specifically prohibited by the known rules. That's a Huh? What? moment if ever there was one. Her attempt at humor may have bumped up against an extreme, rare,...
by Atomic
Tue May 24, 2022 12:53 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Ready to Go 2022-05-24
Replies: 4
Views: 6202

Re: Ready to Go 2022-05-24

And then hilarity ensued....
by Atomic
Mon May 23, 2022 1:22 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Quiz You 2022-05-23
Replies: 5
Views: 6581

Re: Quiz You 2022-05-23

If there are in fact an innumerable number of world-lines, and if everything that can happen, does happen (somewhere), what are the odds that Scarlet and Hiroshi are going to end up in one of the Canterbury Tales stories? And so it was that later As the miller told his tale That her face, at first ...
by Atomic
Wed May 18, 2022 1:10 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Experiment Go 2022-05-17
Replies: 6
Views: 6921

Re: Experiment Go 2022-05-17

http://wapsisquare.com/comic/experiment-go/ It appears the Picasso ray has been turned on. For future ease of use, that gizmo should only have two settings: Raphael (Light Mode) or Renoir (Dark Mode) And heaven help you if you cross the streams and get the Lisa Frank mode! You'd wish it was only Te...
by Atomic
Thu May 12, 2022 10:35 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Feel Worse 2022-05-11
Replies: 7
Views: 6961

Re: Feel Worse 2022-05-11

This experiment was triple-checked by experts in the field, nothing can go worgn , wrogn , rwong , bad. Just rememer: If your p-value is 0.05, 95% of the time you'll be right, and the other 5% is intergalactic vampire demons wanting to eat your brain. With ketchup, mustard, and some dill sprinkles....
by Atomic
Thu May 12, 2022 10:33 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Girlfriend Boyfriend 2022-05-09
Replies: 13
Views: 9880

Re: Girlfriend Boyfriend 2022-05-09

Opus the Poet wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 2:54 am
FreeFlier wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 8:23 pm
Well, almost all life-forms will reproduce if there's enough food . . .

--FreeFlier
And this one has been fed enough to expand into another dimension...
The Universe is a bottomless stomach demanding to be fed. And, everything is food for something else. This is your only warning.
by Atomic
Tue May 10, 2022 11:14 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: In a Little Bit 2022-05-10
Replies: 8
Views: 7873

Re: In a Little Bit 2022-05-10

It's a good thing they don't have braces!
by Atomic
Mon May 09, 2022 12:55 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Panicked 2022-05-08
Replies: 4
Views: 6162

Re: Panicked 2022-05-08

Has it been confirmed that there's no Succubus lineage in her family tree?