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by Sgt. Howard
Sat May 04, 2024 1:57 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Lipstick on a goat
Replies: 4
Views: 686

Re: Lipstick on a goat

The boys in blue at the 23rd precinct did in fact make an appearance- and, of course, the fellow in question was 'a person of interest' in several incidents of violent rape. DNA testing was very conclusive- what's more, he was identified by four victims in a line-up. Two of those were 12 years old a...
by Sgt. Howard
Sat May 04, 2024 1:00 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Lipstick on a goat
Replies: 4
Views: 686

Re: Lipstick on a goat

Dr. David Cummings had just finished the debridement of a fellow who had 'kissed the windshield' in a head-on collision when they brought the screamer in. "Doctor," bellowed the intern, "...you've got to see this! I honestly don't know what I am looking at!" "Never say that ...
by Sgt. Howard
Sat May 04, 2024 12:52 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Lipstick on a goat
Replies: 4
Views: 686

Re: Lipstick on a goat

The two men bombed out of the coffeeteria and turned left, as that was the direction that both the redhead and the problem took. The sidewalk ahead was clear, so they made a beeline towards an alleyway opening that was half-way down the block. Greg led the way, being in much finer trim than the port...
by Sgt. Howard
Sat May 04, 2024 12:41 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Lipstick on a goat
Replies: 4
Views: 686

Re: Lipstick on a goat

Phix noted the newcomer almost immediately- a petite redhead with extravagant curves, wearing a low-cut peasant blouse and bright red miniskirt. She walked with a familiarity of the place, even though Phix knew she had never seen her before. Silently hovering over this girl, she noticed the 'glamour...
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:47 pm
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.
Replies: 4
Views: 1095

Re: Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.

Just Old Al wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:51 pm Lipstick on a goat...in some parts of the country that's a Saturday night date....


You are thinking sheep... and Montana...

:) :) :)

Nudge is just bound to cause problems, isn't she?
It's her job...
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:59 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.
Replies: 4
Views: 1095

Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.

Got a bit of burnout from the wedding, had started this a while back and decided to polish it off and kick it out. Originally titled "Menage-e-goat", I decided on something less provocative.

Enjoy!
by Sgt. Howard
Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:53 am
Forum: Wapsi Square Fan Art
Topic: Lipstick on a goat
Replies: 4
Views: 686

Lipstick on a goat

Nudge was bored. Horribly bored. Even her most devious pranks held no appeal. She actually went to the 'Input" pile to see if there was anything interesting there, an act that she would normally lift her nose at, were it suggested as an alleviation of boredom. There on top of the pile was a 'Vi...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:46 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Next Animated Short “Unlimited Power” 2024-02-10
Replies: 11
Views: 1014

Re: Next Animated Short “Unlimited Power” 2024-02-10

There's just enough fanny there to misadventure a pinch... Fixed that for you. Pinching the derriere of a golem, without an explicit personal invitation to do so, could initiate a truly memorable Darwin Award ceremony. I mean, the pinchee might be feeling merciful enough to just poit the pincher (s...
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Feb 19, 2024 12:29 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Next Animated Short “Unlimited Power” 2024-02-10
Replies: 11
Views: 1014

Re: Next Animated Short “Unlimited Power” 2024-02-10

There's just enough fanny there to venture a pinch...
by Sgt. Howard
Wed Jan 17, 2024 1:33 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Daylla In The Sun 2023-12-30
Replies: 6
Views: 1309

Re: Daylla In The Sun 2023-12-30

It just occurred to me that metal gets really hot when left in direct sunlight for a while, soooo... her boyfriend probably won't be reapplying her sunscreen with his bare hands. Aaaand now it just occurred to me that she might use a buffer with polishing cream for her skin care routine. Or maybe f...
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Dec 22, 2023 12:41 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Cold Update 2023-12-11
Replies: 14
Views: 5476

Re: Cold Update 2023-12-11

We have no TV service in this house- DVD/BLU RAY capacity and occasionally YOUTUBE. I don't miss it.
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Dec 19, 2023 1:13 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Cold Update 2023-12-11
Replies: 14
Views: 5476

Re: Cold Update 2023-12-11

FreeFlier wrote: Mon Dec 18, 2023 11:47 pm Which of the cast was it that was watching daytime TV and drinking when she had a cold?

--FreeFlier
Tina
by Sgt. Howard
Mon Dec 18, 2023 1:29 am
Forum: The Main Pub Room
Topic: More Stuff
Replies: 6272
Views: 2943317

Re: More Stuff

Welp, I'm wrapping up my last day of being 35. I made a nice roast that turned out great. I used both beef and pork in it, along with potatoes, baby carrots, and two kinds of mushrooms... it's going to be dinner for most of the week. I wish I was that young- I will be 70 in August. Many happy retur...
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Dec 15, 2023 1:25 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Cold Update 2023-12-11
Replies: 14
Views: 5476

Re: Cold Update 2023-12-11

Opus the Poet wrote: Thu Dec 14, 2023 3:39 pm It's enough that I want to be able to send a steaming pot of chicken soup over the Internet, but that won't happen.
Matzo ball soup- guaranteed results. Works every time.
by Sgt. Howard
Fri Dec 01, 2023 12:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Caught a bad cold 2023-11-30
Replies: 1
Views: 6151

Caught a bad cold 2023-11-30

May I lick tha.. er... clean that off for you?


https://wapsisquare.com/comic/caught-a-bad-cold/
by Sgt. Howard
Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Bonding 2023-11-29
Replies: 3
Views: 5538

Re: Bonding 2023-11-29

Willing cohorts! The "mischief meter" just pegged out!
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:51 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Dunked On You 2023-11-13
Replies: 7
Views: 7754

Re: Dunked On You 2023-11-13

Just Old Al wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:44 pm
Sgt. Howard wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:17 am 2) When was I on television?
Weren't you a stand-in for Bonzo The Chimp in the Ronald Reagan movies?

Leaving now......
Pestilent schluck...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Nov 14, 2023 2:17 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Dunked On You 2023-11-13
Replies: 7
Views: 7754

Re: Dunked On You 2023-11-13

I find it interesting that there was commentary in fanfiction while this THIS posting was out before anybody commented on THIS posting... If I want to comment on your comment on this posting about Monday's strip, should I do so over in the fan-fiction section? (I don't think you're fictional, even ...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:07 am
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Dunked On You 2023-11-13
Replies: 7
Views: 7754

Re: Dunked On You 2023-11-13

I find it interesting that there was commentary in fanfiction while this THIS posting was out before anybody commented on THIS posting...
by Sgt. Howard
Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:45 pm
Forum: Daily Wapsi Square Discussion
Topic: Doki Doki 2023-10-25
Replies: 4
Views: 5322

Re: Doki Doki 2023-10-25

Dave wrote: Tue Oct 24, 2023 11:04 pm https://wapsisquare.com/comic/doki-doki/

Perhaps an unwise choice of ring-tone?
Can you name a ringtone that WOULDN'T trip Cassie's trigger under those circumstances?