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Well now, seeings as how you asked nicely. .. A long disused room saw a quick flash of light as the Old Sergeant suddenly appeared- looking around, he noticed the thick, soft layer of dust on everything as well as the coal-like substance solidified in the coffee pot. Throwing the light switch, he no...

Amanda reached Blareyaels in about ten minutes. George mentioned that he normally works in the meat department, so that is where she beelined. Not seeing him, she approached the troll who was stocking the cow halves. "Excuse me, sir-" she said. "NA?" came the response. "Isn'...

Meanwhile, just West of San Antonio Texas... Bill's first impression of the adobe "Casa Grande" of the "Triple G Ranch" was that it could accommodate him in his native form... as long as he didn't deploy his wings. A matronly middle-aged female in jeans, flannel and boots greeted...

Actually, there's some new fanfiction courtesy of yours truly, under the title of "Higher education"- Enjoy!

Half a year later, and all we are seeing is the same ads for 'NSFW' artwork.

Alkarii wrote: ↑Fri Feb 14, 2025 7:01 pm No, she's got a round poster pinched between her cheeks.

Prehensile butt? THAT has possibilities...

???... is it my imagination, or (referring to the add at the lower left of the aforementioned post) is Jin farting $5 out of her ass? Wish I could do that... I'd be eating beans and cabbage all day long.

It appears I am preforming for crickets- I need a new venue.

I once started to write the King James Bible in limerick... but was confronted by someone of authority... STRONG authority... and abandoned the effort. Perhaps they thought you were too young to be thinking that intently about the Song of Solomon. Actually, I had only gotten into Genisis ... but So...

One wonders at Sgt. Howard's sanity level if this truly was his handiwork. The words "old,stringy chew toy" come to mind over this, and I have no doubt that she would on the thinnest of evidence turn him into a canapé. Al does not need the stress of getting him out of town. I can honestly...

This is a quick "one and done" that basically erupted from my mind without warning... quite painful, actually... there is medication for this, but it doesn't always work. Enjoy! Phix went to sort out the new arrivals of the day when she saw it on top of a pile of grocery story scandal rags...

Here's to CHEATING, STEALING, FIGHTING and DRINKING- May you CHEAT DEATH, STEAL A WOMAN'S HEART, FIGHT FOR A BROTHER AND DRINK WITH ME! (Actually, December 28th marks 22 years sober for me. I'll take a root beer.)

Given that my dad was a sergeant and passed away at 60, perhaps we should call you "The Older Sgt" instead? That widowmaker artery you mentioned? That was one that almost got him when he got hospitalized for a heartattack the first time... which apparently was not actually his first. It h...

Amanda Gellings had gone to the Old Sullivan Mill to... distract ... herself from yesterday's encounter. She had wandered about, seeking what entertainment she could find- but getting bored instead. Her pride still stung from her collision with that foul-tempered Drake. That cute foul-tempered drake...

Unless they shoot first (here insert reference to "Support our right to arm bears" poster) Bears are notoriously poor shots. Betcha Morty Nickelovich-Smythe (a.k.a. Doc) will STRONGLY disagree. :mrgreen: There's always the exception- after all, how many polar bears do you know that play w...

Dave wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2024 2:02 am

Sgt. Howard wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2024 6:48 pm Polar, non-polar, bi-polar or whatever- nothing you cannot cure with .50 caliber Browning.

Unless they shoot first (here insert reference to "Support our right to arm bears" poster)

Bears are notoriously poor shots.

Dave wrote: ↑Sun Nov 24, 2024 2:02 am

Sgt. Howard wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2024 6:48 pm Polar, non-polar, bi-polar or whatever- nothing you cannot cure with .50 caliber Browning.

Unless they shoot first (here insert reference to "Support our right to arm bears" poster)

Bears are notoriously poor shots.

Dave wrote: ↑Sat Nov 23, 2024 1:38 pm

Opus the Poet wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2024 10:52 pm Is that like polar and nonpolar solvents?

Yes, pretty much. You can tell the difference by the fur.

• Polar bear fur is wet.
• Non-polar bear fur is oily or greasy.

Polar, non-polar, bi-polar or whatever- nothing you cannot cure with .50 caliber Browning.

Apparently, the original stent from 2007 re-clogged- as this is the artery that supplies the left anterior ventricle, it is often referred to as 'the widow maker'. A subsequent branch was also clogging. Both got stented. Today, I was lectured at ends about letting it get this bad. I already have sca...

Whelp, today I truck my happy ass 90 miles South of where I live and book into a Motel 6. On the morning, I have a date with a cardio Cath table for my fourth stent- or whatever they deem adequate to the issues. Not all that worried, more concerned about 1.5 hours driving through Winter conditions t...