How to Care for $800 Bras

Atomic · Post by **Atomic** » Tue May 21, 2013 12:31 am

I'm sure Monica wants to protect her investments, so she might want to consider one of these:

Ricasol's bra dryer 2.0

ShneekeyTheLost · Post by **ShneekeyTheLost** » Tue May 21, 2013 2:56 am

Atomic wrote:I'm sure Monica wants to protect her investments, so she might want to consider one of these:

Ricasol's bra dryer 2.0

The Bra Dryer is able to accommodate bras ranging in size from A to H cup.

I'm not sure if an H is enough to contain M's voluptuousness.

jwhouk · Post by **jwhouk** » Tue May 21, 2013 7:43 am

28J, if memory serves?

Atomic · Post by **Atomic** » Tue May 21, 2013 9:21 am

Point taken. They'd probably need to develop at least a model 2.1 then.

Julie · Post by **Julie** » Tue May 21, 2013 9:50 am

Oooo...now I just need to convince my husband that it's totally worth it to spend $150-$250 on this uni-tasker. I hate laundering my bras because of the whole "hang dry wait time" issue. It leaves me stuck at home until one of them is dry enough to wear.

I could hand-wash my bras and leave one unwashed until the others were dry, but the hand-washing thing is more than a little difficult in my home due to only having one sink big enough for the job (hello husband who doesn't understand that dirty dishes go in the dishwasher, not the kitchen sink). Thankfully we have a really fancy-pants washer that can handle my delicates.

So I still could potentially leave one unwashed until the others dry. However, they get washed in their own cycle (since I use a special detergent for them), and so I'd be left with one dirty bra that couldn't get washed until the next cleaning day...which leaves me short a bra...which is not an acceptable solution since I don't own very many (that whole "expensive" thing ya know).

So yeah...maybe I could convince him that we should have this...right??

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Tue May 21, 2013 11:08 am

If this gizmo actually costs less than the bras, then I'd call it a good investment.

shadowinthelight · Post by **shadowinthelight** » Tue May 21, 2013 11:51 am

If this thing overheats will it make your over the shoulder boulder holder smoulder?

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Tue May 21, 2013 1:09 pm

shadowinthelight wrote:If this thing overheats will it make your over the shoulder boulder holder smoulder?

Then it burns out & she'll leave it in the basement to moulder.

Post by **Dave** » Tue May 21, 2013 2:32 pm

MerchManDan wrote:
shadowinthelight wrote:If this thing overheats will it make your over the shoulder boulder holder smoulder?
Then it burns out & she'll leave it in the basement to moulder.

... in a folder.

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Tue May 21, 2013 5:29 pm

The trail's getting colder, call Fox Mulder before this gets older.

bmonk · Post by **bmonk** » Tue May 21, 2013 6:11 pm

Many of you guys are far bolder than I.

DinkyInky · Post by **DinkyInky** » Wed May 22, 2013 11:27 am

The puns are so thick, don't ask me why.

bmonk · Post by **bmonk** » Wed May 22, 2013 5:58 pm

Because, without a scolder, we want to try?

shadowinthelight · Post by **shadowinthelight** » Wed May 22, 2013 10:32 pm

Maybe instead of rhyming I should have attempted to administer some awesome alliteration.

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Thu May 23, 2013 2:01 am

I don't even listen to much rap music, but I still want to buy a microphone and lay down some phat beatz, using the lines above.

I am kind of a strange one.

shadowinthelight · Post by **shadowinthelight** » Thu May 23, 2013 2:32 am

You're a strange one, MerchManDan
You really are bizarre
Your forum posts are confusing
Like a duck driving a car
MerchManDan

(apologies to the Grinch)

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Thu May 23, 2013 3:56 am

Protip: If you ever need to be cheered up, imagine Thurl Ravenscroft singing your internet username.

Atomic · Post by **Atomic** » Thu May 23, 2013 11:01 am

MerchManDan wrote:

Protip: If you ever need to be cheered up, imagine Thurl Ravenscroft singing your internet username.

Children's Day at the Morgue

Post by **Bookworm** » Thu May 23, 2013 11:12 pm

Well, another way to do it is to get a crank/tabletop washing machine.

Here are a couple of examples -

http://www.laundry-alternative.com/inde ... shing.html

http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/i ... ?ID=608681

The first link also has some dryers.

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