Stay On Your Toes 2013-05-03

[shadowinthelight]

She could store quite a few crystals in there.

[Goth Wolf]

Monica would be familiar with people doing that

[zachariah]

Rock of ages, it's the cleft for yea...
I think it is a bigger key.

Storage capacity at 30 percent. Now does this come with a locker key as well>

[Fairportfan]

Okay - this is the second comic tonight that i've been forced to link to Victoria's Secret Compartment...

[The Old Wolf]

Looks like someone has perfected this technique.

[Stigmartyr762]

A Cleavage of holding is a handy thing to have around.

I can't help but wonder why Katherine didn't see the crystal?

Or did she see it and figure out it's purpose and left it there.

Will removing the crystal prevent Lilly and Suzi from arriving at Mesa Verde on time?

What's Dietzel up to?

[DilyV]

A Cleavage of holding is a handy thing to have around.

I can't help but wonder why Katherine didn't see the crystal?

Or did she see it and figure out it's purpose and left it there.

Will removing the crystal prevent Lilly and Suzi from arriving at Mesa Verde on time?

What's Dietzel up to?

I'm thinking that Kath knows how things worked through her research, but was unaware that everything was keyed to Anasazi DNA and is also totally unaware of her Anasazi-ness... I get the feeling she's going to be as surprised as everyone else when it becomes known.

Finding an Anasazi stargate...... $200

Finding a quartz, spider shaped crystal storage device....... $2000

Pulling your partner's shirt open, thrusting the quartz crystal into her cleavage for "safe keeping" and being unable to keep yourself from sneaking a peek of your partner's "goodies?"....... Priceless.

for most things there's cash... for really whack shit, there's AnasaziCard...

EDIT: Drops a four pound quartz crystal into the pun jar... I'll let everyone decide for themselves why it is a 98.6 degrees farenheit.... LOL

[Opus the Poet]

Okay - this is the second comic tonight that i've been forced to link to Victoria's Secret Compartment...

Is it wrong that I LOLed at the final sentence of that trope description? My wife is an avid Wheel Watcher and gets quite annoyed when she misses "her program".

[Dave]

Oh, my! That was rude, Lily! You're supposed to ask first.

[Sidhekin]

"Access panels? We don't need no stinking access panels!"

(Sorry, Bud.)

[NOTDilbert]

We didn't see that crystal there when Kath and Ansali were there - maybe it wasn't there til after Kath used the Gate - and it is now displaying it's new destination: Spider Woman (well - was, until these two vampire boobs showed up) - bet Suzie starts carrying a backpack from now on.....

*edit* Ooooh! How much storage required to record an entire missing civilization's worth of people? Is the crystal the 'baby'?

[zachariah]

Oh, my! That was rude, Lily! You're supposed to ask first.

Why? Aren't those two breast buddies?

[DilyV]

We didn't see that crystal there when Kath and Ansali were there - maybe it wasn't there til after Kath used the Gate - and it is now displaying it's new destination: Spider Woman (well - was, until these two vampire boobs showed up) - bet Suzie starts carrying a backpack from now on.....

*edit* Ooooh! How much storage required to record an entire missing civilization's worth of people? Is the crystal the 'baby'?

Why would Suzi need to carry a back pack when she already has two fun bags she totes around all the time?

*snickers then 'busts' out laughing uncontrollably.*

*drops an early olmec period over the shoulder boulder holder into the pun jar*

Get your minds out of the gutter!!!! It's a backpack!!! heheee

[Dave]

Oh, my! That was rude, Lily! You're supposed to ask first.

Why? Aren't those two breast buddies?

Considering Suzi's startled expression and her recent remarks about her own strength, I'm thinking that Lily might want to remember Han Solo's caution about wookies... something to the general effect that it's not a good idea to displease people who can rip your arms out of their sockets as a way of expressing that displeasure.

[Jay-Em]

Soooo...
Someone placed a data-logging device on the gate?

Hmmm.. Interesting..

[Timotheus]

Yet another unexpected example of vampiric powers that differ from the traditional ones. Although this may have some bearing on the earlier commentary about the failure of said features to adhere to compliance with the tenets of gravitational forces. But if they are part of an extra dimensional storage space then such non-adherence could be understandable. As would be their size versus support needs.

[illiad]

Timotheus:
have you not heard of comic physics?? do click the links, it answers your questions...
ToonPhysics

another reason she can store a lot there!!
Victoria's Secret Compartment

[Sidhekin]

Heh. Think she's storing the crystal the same way she stored that bullet?

[Boxilar]

Soooo...
Someone placed a data-logging device on the gate?

Hmmm.. Interesting..

Or the stargate manifested/grew it after Katherine touched it.

My wild ass guess? The stargate recognised Katheine and also recognized her lack of memories. The gate system uses the Akashic record to work, meaning it could pull things from the record and put them in a crystal.

Like, say, the memories of an Anasasi spider woman/guardian who had had her memories wiped and had been wandering through modern human society with no idea of who she really was?

I'll bet a Lord of the Rings Shelob figure that Kath knows Lily when she gets her memories back.

(I'd hate to lose that creepy thing. Makes a great Holloween decoration and wigs some people right the f**k out.)

[Atomic]

Okay - this is the second comic tonight that i've been forced to link to Victoria's Secret Compartment...

Then again, consider the Flashbang Bra!

> Self defense is your responsibility <

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So - do it in style!