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They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:41 pm
by Fairportfan
Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:37 pm
by Dave
Inspired by a sex shop? Not to my eye... they look as if they were inspired by a particularly loathsome and venomous centipede.
Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:58 pm
by NOTDilbert
The only saving grace that thing would have is if those are jet boosters on the sole.....
Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:54 am
by MerchManDan
First whale-foreskin car seats, now shoes made from octopus tentacles. Where does it end??
Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:54 am
by shadowinthelight
MerchManDan wrote:First whale-foreskin car seats, now shoes made from octopus tentacles. Where does it end??
Mention of the whale foreskin made me misread the word tentacle.

Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:49 am
by Julie
Umm...while not the most attractive running shoe (as if running shoes have ever been attractive), I refuse to acknowledge this claim to the title of Ultimate Ugly. I think that claim is still held by these
things and all others like them:

Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:00 am
by Fairportfan
I visualise a forensics team faced with prints left by two people, one wearing these and one wearing the ones i posted about.
Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:47 pm
by DinkyInky
Fairportfan wrote:I visualise a forensics team faced with prints left by two people, one wearing these and one wearing the ones i posted about.
ROFLMAO
Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:23 pm
by MerchManDan
Fairportfan wrote:I visualise a forensics team faced with prints left by two people, one wearing these and one wearing the ones i posted about.
"These perps were wearing some weird-ass shoes, Horatio."
"I guess it's their way of keeping us..."
"...on our toes."
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:11 pm
by DinkyInky
MerchManDan wrote:Fairportfan wrote:I visualise a forensics team faced with prints left by two people, one wearing these and one wearing the ones i posted about.
"These perps were wearing some weird-ass shoes, Horatio."
"I guess it's their way of keeping us..."
"...on our toes."
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 5:57 am
by Jabberwonky
My vote...

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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:15 am
by Leak
Fairportfan wrote:I visualise a forensics team faced with prints left by two people, one wearing these and one wearing the ones i posted about.
Nah - let them each wear one shoe of each pair; that'll confuse forensics even more...

Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 7:34 am
by shadowinthelight
Jabberwonky wrote:My vote...
bigpinkwtfshoe.jpg
Looks like a mutated toe sock.
Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:27 am
by Jabberwonky
shadowinthelight wrote:Jabberwonky wrote:My vote...
bigpinkwtfshoe.jpg
Looks like a mutated toe sock.
Looks like they skint a pink gorilla...
Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:32 am
by Atomic
Sauce for the goose....

Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 1:58 pm
by DinkyInky
Atomic wrote:Sauce for the goose....

Why is it so hard to find a Picard double facepalm? He did it often enouggh in TNG.