Raging Daughters theme park

jwhouk · Post by **jwhouk** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:58 am

Well, we HAVE to have the mine cart ride.

shadowinthelight · Post by **shadowinthelight** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:03 am

Dave wrote:Probably have to be a whole park section, though. If we try to put park visitors through even a fraction of what Katherine has been through with Atsali, in a single ride, very few people would survive the experience. A high heart-attack rate among your guests is not good for word-of-mouth advertising!

Are you kidding? The opportunity to buy an "I survived the Spider Siren Adventure" t-shirt when exiting the ride would make it more than worth it. (limit 1 per rider)

jwhouk · Post by **jwhouk** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 2:58 am

Let's see - Spider Cliff Climb, Race Through The Stacks, the Knock Your Socks Off Bungee Jump...

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:41 am

For the kiddos, a chair swing, with little fiberglass wings, that spin from a stack of striated boulders...

jwhouk's 'Race Thru the Stacks' might look a little like this:

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With enough books maybe we can get an annex status and hire real, mild mannered, minotaurs to populate it...

OT: "Mild Mannered Minotaur" my next 'Guitar Hero' band...

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 11:53 pm

Shadow suggested it...

Post by **Dave** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:19 am

I love it, Jabberwonky!

Julie · Post by **Julie** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:58 am

Jabberwonky wrote:Shadow suggested it...
EDITED: Brilliant T-shirt Idea

I'd buy it!

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:55 am

Dave wrote:I love it, Jabberwonky!

Thank you, kind sir.

Julie wrote:I'd buy it!

♫ Thank you Miss Julie ♪

I might try to bodge one like my other Wapsi shirts. Pictures to follow...

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:54 pm

For those inclined, I gather there'd be a separate "clothing-optional" section. Or perhaps that could be an after-hours event.

The arcade could include one of those games where you shoot water into a clown's mouth to fill a balloon, except you'd be shooting milk into a fish's mouth.

Jabberwonky wrote:Shadow suggested it...
t-shirt.img

Looks great! I rather like the Green Mesa logo.

Post by **Dave** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:08 pm

jwhouk wrote:Let's see - Spider Cliff Climb, Race Through The Stacks, the Knock Your Socks Off Bungee Jump...

That would give us two bungee jumps in the Park - we'd already sorta decided that Nudge's Lake-o'-Lava Bungee Jump would be popular.

Maybe Katherine's should be one of these instead? Paint the walls to look like southwestern mesa rock, put a blue-sky-and-clouds image on the ceiling, and the image of several boots on the bottom grill

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:15 pm

MerchManDan wrote:For those inclined, I gather there'd be a separate "clothing-optional" section. Or perhaps that could be an after-hours event.

The arcade could include one of those games where you shoot water into a clown's mouth to fill a balloon, except you'd be shooting milk into a fish's mouth.

Jabberwonky wrote:Shadow suggested it...
t-shirt.img
Looks great! I rather like the Green Mesa logo.

That's 'Mesa Verde'.
(raises head to look for copyright lawyers)

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:43 pm

Yes, I know; I saw what you did there.

jwhouk · Post by **jwhouk** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:02 am

Over Mesa Verde?

kingklash · Post by **kingklash** » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:26 pm

jwhouk wrote:Over Mesa Verde?

I don't think I'll ever be over Mesa Verde.

Meanwhile, will the snack bars sell frozen Fermented Bananas on a stick?

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:43 pm

Or at least a Fermented Banana daiquiri...

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Ooh! Frozen Fermented Banana Daiquiri onna stick!

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shadowinthelight · Post by **shadowinthelight** » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:52 am

If fermented banana drinks are going to be sold, why not banana beer?

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:41 am

I'll admit my first reaction was why banana beer? Then I realized, I'd try it...

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:23 am

"Brewed & bottled by Banana Investments Ltd."

I imagine there'd be some difficulty keeping a straight face when answering the phone at head office.

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:10 am

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kingklash · Post by **kingklash** » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:18 am

Jabberwonky wrote:
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....Damned Serious.

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