A debriefing 2012-11-05

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A debriefing 2012-11-05

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Bet she feels kinda small, right now...
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lake_wrangler wrote:Bet she feels kinda small, right now...
I don't know. Based on how much it looks like she ate, she should feel pretty huge... plink
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Somehow, i am reminded of Warren Oates telling Daniel Stern "You're supposed to be stupid, son. Don't abuse the privilege."
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donoho wrote:
lake_wrangler wrote:Bet she feels kinda small, right now...
I don't know. Based on how much it looks like she ate, she should feel pretty huge... plink
But she doesn't look any bigger... maybe hers is a stomach of holding, or somesuch...
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Lily's just sitting there, "I am NOT a part of this!"
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Looks like someone could use a wet-nap.
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Stereo mess in the room. She's thoroughly splattered herself with blood (and didn't even bother to wipe her chin, fercryingoutloud!). His shirt pocket exhibits a truly classic "leaking ballpoint pen" stain. I don't know which is going to require more OxyClean (tm) but I'm sure that the departmental laundry-slave is going to hate them both.

They'll probably both get their clothes back with a little extra gift of "triple starch" added.
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So...Stalin is a supernatural and been reassigned as an MIB captain?

(and yes, let her wash her hands fer cripe's sake...)
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I was thinking he resembled Captain Fanzone from Transformers Animated.

"This is why I hate vampires..."

But yeah, she really should have at least splashed a little water on her face first.
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... but that would destroy the "evidence"...
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The worst thing she could say right now would be..URP!!! scue me.
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For eating someone she just gets a "debriefing?" I wonder what she has to do to get a stern reprimand? I shudder to think how many she'd have to horribly kill at one time to get fired! Maybe a whole gang AND their families. Something that would be tough to cover up.
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Yeah, OxyClean for both of 'em (Economy sized for her), breath mints for both, and a newly-sharpened chisel for his five-o'clock-shadow...
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MCBRIDE'S A GOOD COP!
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Yamara wrote:MCBRIDE'S A GOOD COP!
No, i think Lily's the Good Cop.

If Suzie's the Good Cop, i don' wanna see the Bad Cop.
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NOTDilbert wrote:Yeah, OxyClean for both of 'em (Economy sized for her), breath mints for both, and a newly-sharpened chisel for his five-o'clock-shadow...
Chisel? I'd think a card scraper would work better... roll a fresh burr onto it and it'll leave the surface baby's-butt smooth.

Chisels are for the chin itself... and he isn't doing very well in the chiseled-chin department, really. Probably mortisfied about it, when he looks at himself in the mirror each morning.
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She stays "bought"? 8-)
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Dave wrote:
NOTDilbert wrote:Yeah, OxyClean for both of 'em (Economy sized for her), breath mints for both, and a newly-sharpened chisel for his five-o'clock-shadow...
Chisel? I'd think a card scraper would work better... roll a fresh burr onto it and it'll leave the surface baby's-butt smooth.

Chisels are for the chin itself... and he isn't doing very well in the chiseled-chin department, really. Probably mortisfied about it, when he looks at himself in the mirror each morning.
Yamara wrote:MCBRIDE'S A GOOD COP!
She stays "bought"? 8-)
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@Bathory's Daughter: I suspect the only reason it's merely a debriefing instead of getting her ass kicked halfway to some random star is that the person she ate was a serial killer. Eat an innocent, and the stakes would be higher (like in her chest higher).
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You think the Chief may be getting too old for this shit?
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Don't say that. That will get him killed.
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