Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:05 pm
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Is It Safe 2018-09-26
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Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:58 pm
Too late for that. The putting of moves has already begun.
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:10 am
Yes, This IS quite a Pickle, ain't it?
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:11 am
Looks like it's payback time... Daylla better watch herself! I think Castela has a lot of IOUs to cash in... 
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:07 am
Revenge is a dish best served cold. And with a side order of sass, apparently.
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:27 am
Better contact the caterers, there is gonna be a major run on crow soon.
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:08 am
oldmanmickey wrote: ↑Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:27 am Better contact the caterers, there is gonna be a major run on crow soon.
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:22 am
How does crow taste, anyway?
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:26 am
According to my Uncle, nasty and extremely greasy.
My mother grew up in a West Virginia farming family, and my grandfather survived four years of WW-II in demolitions (blowing up machine nests). Anyway - all the kids were raised with guns, and "you shoot it, you eat it'. My uncle decided to shoot a crow. My grandfather caught him doing it, and forced all three kids to watch, as my uncle had to clean it, cook it, and eat it.
There's a reason why 'eating crow' is considered horrible. Scavengers tend to ALL taste bad, and in the case of some of them, they can be toxic.
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:29 pm
So.. no pate de foie vautour, I guess? 
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:31 pm
A coworker reports bobcat to be extremely tough and foul tasting. Says it was still tough even after six hours in the crockpot.
--FreeFlier
--FreeFlier
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:33 pm
Finally something that don't taste "just like chicken"!Bookworm wrote: ↑Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:26 amAccording to my Uncle, nasty and extremely greasy.
My mother grew up in a West Virginia farming family, and my grandfather survived four years of WW-II in demolitions (blowing up machine nests). Anyway - all the kids were raised with guns, and "you shoot it, you eat it'. My uncle decided to shoot a crow. My grandfather caught him doing it, and forced all three kids to watch, as my uncle had to clean it, cook it, and eat it.
There's a reason why 'eating crow' is considered horrible. Scavengers tend to ALL taste bad, and in the case of some of them, they can be toxic.
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:00 pm
Depends if you run into a pack of angry, foul-beaked chickens who carry switchblades.oldmanmickey wrote: ↑Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:33 pmFinally something that don't taste "just like chicken"!Bookworm wrote: ↑Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:26 amAccording to my Uncle, nasty and extremely greasy.
My mother grew up in a West Virginia farming family, and my grandfather survived four years of WW-II in demolitions (blowing up machine nests). Anyway - all the kids were raised with guns, and "you shoot it, you eat it'. My uncle decided to shoot a crow. My grandfather caught him doing it, and forced all three kids to watch, as my uncle had to clean it, cook it, and eat it.
There's a reason why 'eating crow' is considered horrible. Scavengers tend to ALL taste bad, and in the case of some of them, they can be toxic.
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:18 pm
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:45 pm
Well, he should have tried a proper barbecue with the bobcat, where you cook it at a "low" temperature for 20 hours, to the point that it falls apart.
Not that I've ever been inclined to eat bobcat, however. I don't want to hurt a kitty if I don't have to.
Not that I've ever been inclined to eat bobcat, however. I don't want to hurt a kitty if I don't have to.
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:20 pm
I wonder if the classic recipe for loon soup would apply? Clean one loon, place in a kettle with three boiling stones, cover with water, add salt, bay leaves, and peppercorns. Heat to boiling, simmer over low flame for 12 hours. Discard bay leaves. Remove and discard loon. Eat the rocks.
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:38 pm
Cougar/mountain lion/whatever-you-call-it is well spoken of...
{For that matter, it seems to me that i've read that lion is tasty. There was a butcher shop in Buckhead that sold lion - as well as other exotic meats - back in like the 70s/80...}
{For that matter, it seems to me that i've read that lion is tasty. There was a butcher shop in Buckhead that sold lion - as well as other exotic meats - back in like the 70s/80...}
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:26 am
I think he's going to try some added fat and 12 hours in the crockpot next.
As I understand it, the bobcat was trying to get to his stock . . . again.
So since he shot it . . .
He said the 250 pound (110kg) black bear he shot in his backyard last year was pretty good eating, though he wished he'd shot the big bear instead.
--FreeFlier
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 2:00 am
Kind of reminds me of the recipe for dorkfish. I don't remember it entirely, but I know it involved nailing it to a piece of wood, and marinating it in Worcestershire sauce before cooking, and when you were done, you'd throw away the fish and eat the wood.
Re: Is It Safe 2018-09-26
Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 3:34 am
You catch dorkfish with corn dogs.