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Two commwnts by Yahoo users

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:00 pm
by Fairportfan
To a story (Judge blocks Arizona law that bars funding to Planned Parenthood) about a judge blocking an Arizona law banning funds to Planned Parenthood
If the election was all tied up and the last undecided voter was an uninsured pregnant lesbian whose rapist shot her with an AK-47, Mitt Romney would quickly announce his support for abortion, Obamacare, gay marriage, and a ban on assault weapons.
And one that i initially thought sounded rather like it might be from Kinky Friedman, and Kate thought sounded a lot like Willy:
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
Turns out to be from the guy at Number Three on my "Texas Musicians I Love" list: Butch Hancock.

(Butch's separated-at-birth-Siamese-twin Jimmie Dale Gilmore is at the Number Four spot.)

Re: Two commwnts by Yahoo users

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:59 pm
by MerchManDan
Bwaaahahaha!! Those are great! :lol:

Re: Two commwnts by Yahoo users

Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 11:28 pm
by Fairportfan
MerchManDan wrote:Bwaaahahaha!! Those are great! :lol:
I had to suffer through a LOT of the exact opposite to find those...

Re: Two commwnts by Yahoo users

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 1:11 am
by shadowinthelight
Fairportfan wrote:
MerchManDan wrote:Bwaaahahaha!! Those are great! :lol:
I had to suffer through a LOT of the exact opposite to find those...
Yeah, Yahoo comments sections tend to be worse than Mos Eisley.