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CUBS WIN THE WORLD SERIES!

"Hello, maintenance? What's going on here?!!? My thermostat's set for eight hundred degrees Fahrenheit and I've got FOUR INCHES OF ICE ON ALL SURFACES!!!!... THIS IS SATAN, YOU DOLT!!! WHO THE HELL DID YOU... oh?... you're kidding? ... you're not kidding... they took the series, huh?... how long...?... WADAYA MEAN, 'YOU DON'T KNOW' ?!? WHO DO YOU THINK YER TALKING TO?!?... can't somebody do SOMETHING about this? I... see... damn... well, damn..."

(psst... at 800 Fahrenheit there's no brimstone, only molten sulfur. In fact the stuff boils at 832 and change. For brimstone you want to cool things to 235.)

And somewhere in Chicago, an unspecified sports outfit is making arrangements to buy a new goat.

Oh God, now they're going to be TWICE as obnoxious....

jwhouk wrote:Oh God, now they're going to be TWICE as obnoxious....

*smug grin*

Well, we're boned.

I pay more attention to the weather on Mars than to sports, but even I know this is a sure sign of the Apocalypse. And Tuesday is Election Day?

And I just made 86 gallons of new wine last month, and got new brake pads and rotors and bought cellphone minutes, too . . .

What you call apocalypse, I call fun. It's just a chance to put my skills to the ultimate test. I've been preparing for the end of the world for about a decade now. Sign me up!

This is my opinion, courtesy of Topataco.

Yeah, this year did suck. But at least the cubbies won! Gotta find that silver lining somewhere.

GlytchMeister wrote:Yeah, this year did suck. But at least the cubbies won! Gotta find that silver lining somewhere.

So, I didn't follow the game. How many touchdowns were they ahead, at the end of the scrum?

Warrl wrote:(psst... at 800 Fahrenheit there's no brimstone, only molten sulfur. In fact the stuff boils at 832 and change. For brimstone you want to cool things to 235.)

It's the penthouse... he likes things flowing...

Dave wrote:

GlytchMeister wrote:Yeah, this year did suck. But at least the cubbies won! Gotta find that silver lining somewhere.

So, I didn't follow the game. How many touchdowns were they ahead, at the end of the scrum?

*sigh*

No, this adds to the suck.

Remember, Glytch: I'm on the north side of that border running from the lake to the river...

jwhouk wrote:No, this adds to the suck.

Remember, Glytch: I'm on the north side of that border running from the lake to the river...

So, you're feeling badly ill-annoyed by situation to your south?

jwhouk wrote:No, this adds to the suck.

Remember, Glytch: I'm on the north side of that border running from the lake to the river...

Every party needs a pooper.

Dave wrote:

jwhouk wrote:No, this adds to the suck.

Remember, Glytch: I'm on the north side of that border running from the lake to the river...

So, you're feeling badly ill-annoyed by situation to your south?

Y'know, I've just had a new design submitted to me for review. It's a modification for tippman paintball guns. A new barrel, receiver, and magazine designed for tranq darts, loaded in as sabot rounds. It's looking awfully interesting just now... Semi-automatic, the data is showing fairly good range and accuracy for an air-powered weapon... Somewhat difficult to make and pay for initially, but it seems like it would pay for itself rather quickly. And best of all... It's damn near silent.

All got's to say 'bout it is Pops was a Sox fan...

GlytchMeister wrote:

Dave wrote:

jwhouk wrote:No, this adds to the suck.

Remember, Glytch: I'm on the north side of that border running from the lake to the river...

So, you're feeling badly ill-annoyed by situation to your south?

Y'know, I've just had a new design submitted to me for review. It's a modification for tippman paintball guns. A new barrel, receiver, and magazine designed for tranq darts, loaded in as sabot rounds. It's looking awfully interesting just now... Semi-automatic, the data is showing fairly good range and accuracy for an air-powered weapon... Somewhat difficult to make and pay for initially, but it seems like it would pay for itself rather quickly. And best of all... It's damn near silent.

Glytch, get me the design. I can have it ready in a few days.

ANYTHING to shut him up...

TazManiac wrote:All got's to say 'bout it is Pops was a Sox fan...

Red or White?