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Clash of the Titans...

Well, she's coherent again, if not exactly, uh, 'coherent'.....

And, having a costume malfunction of epic proportions...Bless her....

If Wapsi was an anime, this is when the nosebleeds would start (if not before during the unfreezing).

So that's the secret of saying that phrase so easily. And one must wonder is this the result of ultimate brain-freeze?

Toldja that bottom string was dangerously overloaded, See? It's popped right in two.

I'd make some sort of a pun about ice and hard liquor, but I've got nothin'.

I... don't think Monica's brain has completley thawed out. Eyrale cut it way too close this time.

Be a helluva time for Phix to blunder in while Monica is all loopy.

Kitty go POIT.

jwhouk wrote:I'd make some sort of a pun about ice and hard liquor, but I've got nothin'.

Monica on the rocks?, nah to easy... yeah i got nothing also..

She's just oxygen-deprived; a few more deep breaths should - twang! - yep, there goes the other string!

NOTDilbert wrote:She's just oxygen-deprived; a few more deep breaths should - twang! - yep, there goes the other string!

No, there is no more pressure on the string. If it breaks all you will hear is a plop from her top falling off.

Uh oh. Did she toddle over to the beachside bar for a few dozen Margaritas after that experience? Looks like the light is on but nobody's home.

Sphinx-Napped wrote:

jwhouk wrote:I'd make some sort of a pun about ice and hard liquor, but I've got nothin'.

Monica on the rocks?, nah to easy... yeah i got nothing also..

How about she's shaken but not stirred?

The Old Wolf wrote:Uh oh. Did she toddle over to the beachside bar for a few dozen Margaritas after that experience? Looks like the light is on but nobody's home.

It would seem that the effects of having your brain turned to ice and almost melt is the same as drinking a Pan Galactic Gargelblaster. Who knew???

(Tossing in an over read copy of the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy and asking for the forgiveness of the late Mr. Douglas Adams)

jwhouk wrote:I'd make some sort of a pun about ice and hard liquor, but I've got nothin'.

I'm wondering (purely out of intellectual curiosity, mind you) whether the subjective effect of an excess gorgon-freeze is closer to two or three shots of potent brandy, a couple hundred micrograms of LSD, or an accidental ingestion of jimson weed.

In any case Monica should definitely not be driving (or poiting) in the immediate future... I hope her friends gracefully take her keys away, and poit her safely home for a nice lie-down. With any luck she'll be safely asleep, when the gnurrs come from the woodwork out.

Boxilar wrote:Kitty go POIT.

Not the biggest risk. As others have pointed out, Monica's one remaining swimsuit-top string could snap, and the top could launch itself into the sky and go flying all over the place.

Airin' go bra.

Pun vault. Now.

Dave wrote:

Boxilar wrote:Kitty go POIT.

Not the biggest risk. As others have pointed out, Monica's one remaining swimsuit-top string could snap, and the top could launch itself into the sky and go flying all over the place.

Airin' go bra.

how? there isn't any tension on it anymore... the only force acting on the remaining string is the bikini's own weight and that isn't enough to stretch the string at all... let alone make it go "snap!"

I think Monica has been eating blue cheese - too much Gorgon-zola...

*deposits gold cheese knife into the Pun Jar*

Dave wrote:

Boxilar wrote:Kitty go POIT.

Not the biggest risk. As others have pointed out, Monica's one remaining swimsuit-top string could snap, and the top could launch itself into the sky and go flying all over the place.

Airin' go bra.

Pay up Dave !

jwhouk wrote:Pun vault. Now.

(deposits two bottles of Jameson Irish Whiskey in the Pun Bar)

Actually, it all makes perfect sense in this situation. Monica's drunken-dizzy state resulted from freezing, which resulted from Euryale's outrage, which resulted from Monica's decision to let Nudge claim she had died, which resulted from Monica's shock and fear at Phix's cannibalistic killing of amother sphinx, which resulted from Phix's furious anger at Bia's heartless manipulation of Phix and her son.

Monica is afraid to go back to the Library. She knows it'll be saturated with the residue of Phix's anger, and that this may never go away.

The Library may be ire-land, forever.

Erin go bragh.

(that's why there were two bottles offered to the Pun Bar, of course)