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Lessee:

Bia is the daughter of Pallas and Styx.

Pallas was the son of Crius, one of the first generation of Titans, and Styx was the daughter of Oceanus and Tethys, who were likewise.

Epimetheus was the son of Iapetus (ditto)

The first generation of Titans were siblings.

Thus, Pallas, Styx and Epimetheus are first cousins.

Bia is therefore Epimetheus's first cousin once removed.

Bia is Shelly's mother.

Justin (though he doesn't know it) is Epimetheus.

Is Shelly gonna figure out that Justin is her first cousin twice removed?

There's also the question of just who Shelly's paternal grandfather was.

I still want it to turn out to be an itchy-footed, fast-gun motorcycle-ridin' Irishman named Aaron Sullivan.

"Your Dead Mother Is Alive and Your Lover Is Your Cousin"
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Not being part of a big family, This Page helps sort out the Nephew/Cousin/Aunt realationships.

Gonna need a road map for all this stuff!

shadowinthelight wrote:"Your Dead Mother Is Alive and Your Lover Is Your Cousin"
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

at least that's better that being your own "Grandpa"

scantrontb wrote:

shadowinthelight wrote:"Your Dead Mother Is Alive and Your Lover Is Your Cousin"
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

at least that's better that being your own "Grandpa"

I remember singing that song in the bathtub as a very young kid on my tape of Disney Silly Songs.

I likethis version better.