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A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:35 pm
by AmriloJim

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:56 pm
by DilyV
Yowza Atsali... calm down there kid!

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:59 pm
by GlytchMeister
...why is she wearing a dress? That makes less than no sense...

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 11:04 pm
by Wapsi
GlytchMeister wrote:...why is she wearing a dress? That makes less than no sense...
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Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 11:08 pm
by FreeFlier
. . .

Where's this control for the controlled stampede?
GlytchMeister wrote:...why is she wearing a dress? That makes less than no sense...
Looks like the team uniforms, since all of the grrls are wearing pretty much the same.

Looks like something like lycra bicycle shorts underneath.

. . .

We used to have a girl who wore daisy dukes and lycra bicycle shorts to work . . .

At the same time! Daisy dukes over lycra bicycle shorts . . .

--FreeFlier

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 11:08 pm
by jwhouk
I wasn't going to say anything, Paul.

I predict that Gryphon High's Girl's Field Hockey team is going to be All-State this year...

I do notice, however, that's she's wielding the stick a bit on the high side, there. That'll earn her a yellow card or two...

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 11:13 pm
by AnotherFairportfan
ow?

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 11:19 pm
by GlytchMeister
Wapsi wrote:
GlytchMeister wrote:...why is she wearing a dress? That makes less than no sense...
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...huh.

I still don't think it makes sense, mechanically speaking, but I concede Paul is accurate in his portrayal.

Tight skirts in a sport that involves a lot of running around doesn't seem to be the wisest choice. I mean, cheerleaders and tennis players wear pleated or loose skirts, which I can understand... Not very restrictive.

...even if Atsali's skirt is stretchy, I still think it would get in the way and restrict movement.

*shrugs*

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 11:33 pm
by Gyrrakavian
GlytchMeister wrote:
Wapsi wrote:
GlytchMeister wrote:...why is she wearing a dress? That makes less than no sense...
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...huh.

I still don't think it makes sense, mechanically speaking, but I concede Paul is accurate in his portrayal.

Tight skirts in a sport that involves a lot of running around doesn't seem to be the wisest choice. I mean, cheerleaders and tennis players wear pleated or loose skirts, which I can understand... Not very restrictive.

...even if Atsali's skirt is stretchy, I still think it would get in the way and restrict movement.

*shrugs*
Maybe it's all a bit safer that way. It forces the wearer to subconsciously be more careful in their movements. Sort of like bare-knuckle boxing being safer than gloved boxing. You have to hold back a bit.

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 1:14 am
by oldmanmickey
The uniform makes as much sense as most others do to me, shrugs. I do hope poor Stali doesn't get taken out of the game for unnecessary roughness. Oh a slight side note the wife and i were watching a American TV show earlier tonight by name of Lucifer. It showed a distant shot to a slow pan close up of a car with very foggy windows. The sounds coming from inside led one to the conclusion that the 2 people inside were getting a bit frisky. As i drifted to a view of the back window all of a sudden a angel wing explodes out nearly busting through the glass.
I shouted wing boner! The wife looked at me and said how the hell do you know wh.... never mind i don't want to know honey. Fist time i ever seen one on TV, what can i say. Definitely made me think of Waspi.

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:13 am
by Catawampus
I'm reminded of some of the battle scenes from movies such as Braveheart here. . .
GlytchMeister wrote:Tight skirts in a sport that involves a lot of running around doesn't seem to be the wisest choice. I mean, cheerleaders and tennis players wear pleated or loose skirts, which I can understand... Not very restrictive.

...even if Atsali's skirt is stretchy, I still think it would get in the way and restrict movement.

*shrugs*
They don't look to be restrictive to movements, considering that they only go down so far and that the hem seems to move around freely enough. The kids should be able to run and jump and kick and stomp and such easily in those. I expect that the length is to help protect the girls' modesty, so that the hems don't rise up too far during more acrobatic parts of play.

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:50 am
by eee
I can't tell if Nad' is reacting to Atsali's violence, or the violence being directed at her, or both. :?

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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:16 am
by jwhouk
eee wrote:I can't tell if Nad' is reacting to Atsali's violence, or the violence being directed at her, or both. :?
Probably both.

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:13 am
by Sgt. Howard
"AND NOW, COMING OUT OF CHUTE NUMBER 5...."

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:56 am
by Opus the Poet
FreeFlier wrote:.We used to have a girl who wore daisy dukes and lycra bicycle shorts to work . . .

At the same time! Daisy dukes over lycra bicycle shorts . . .

--FreeFlier
Back when I was commuting 100 miles a week by bike my office pants went on over my bike shorts when I got to work. When you ride that many miles the only way to keep skin on your crotch is to wear the right clothes.

Also bike shorts are the prototype for Spanx. Seh was just an "early adopter".

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:44 am
by meisdadoo
oldmanmickey wrote:The uniform makes as much sense as most others do to me, shrugs. I do hope poor Stali doesn't get taken out of the game for unnecessary roughness. Oh a slight side note the wife and i were watching a American TV show earlier tonight by name of Lucifer. It showed a distant shot to a slow pan close up of a car with very foggy windows. The sounds coming from inside led one to the conclusion that the 2 people inside were getting a bit frisky. As i drifted to a view of the back window all of a sudden a angel wing explodes out nearly busting through the glass.
I shouted wing boner! The wife looked at me and said how the hell do you know wh.... never mind i don't want to know honey. Fist time i ever seen one on TV, what can i say. Definitely made me think of Waspi.
I can only imagine what your wife was thinking when you did that. probably along the lines of "Where in the world wide web have you been, and WHY did you go there?"

Wingboner, can't stop laughing--classic.

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 12:02 pm
by sheik
Sgt. Howard wrote:"AND NOW, COMING OUT OF CHUTE NUMBER 5...."
It's Tornado!
Ridden by...oh well.

Re: A Controlled Stampede 2016-04-12

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 1:54 pm
by FreeFlier
Opus the Poet wrote:
FreeFlier wrote:.We used to have a girl who wore daisy dukes and lycra bicycle shorts to work . . .

At the same time! Daisy dukes over lycra bicycle shorts . . .
Back when I was commuting 100 miles a week by bike my office pants went on over my bike shorts when I got to work. When you ride that many miles the only way to keep skin on your crotch is to wear the right clothes.

Also bike shorts are the prototype for Spanx. Seh was just an "early adopter".
Actually, I don't believe she rode a bicycle . . . I think she just liked the bicycle shorts, and the daisy dukes were to keep her out of dress-code trouble.

I had to explain to a ladylike co-worker why the guy wearing a "Big Johnson" t-shirt got told to take it off or go home . . .

--FreeFlier