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"Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t stop now
Don’t try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl"

They do make a cute couple.

I'm looking for the divot in Atsali's head from where she finally got hit by the Clue by Four...

Does this old nursery rhyme apply here somehow?

Georgie Porgie, puddin' and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry...

[When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away]

'IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 139 pounds, most of it topside, we have the SCREAMING SIREN, ATSALI the ANNIHILATOR!!! AND IN THIS CORNER, at a scant 120 pounds, we have THE BEAR BRUISER, NADETTE the OVERWHELMING!!! THIS WILL BE LIP-LOCK WRESTLING TKO- TO KNOCK OUT!!! LAST ONE STILL CONSCIOUS WILL BE the WINNER!

LET'S GET READY TO OSCULATE!!!

"AND there's the bell! Nadette circles around and immediately has both arms around Atsali in a sensual variation of a full Nelson... people, don't try this at home... Atsali retaliates OOOH!!! THAT WAS FULL MOUTH CONTACT!!! AND SO EARLY IN THE BOUT!!! NADETTE IS GASPING... but she recovers, and THERE'S a GROPE and TWEEK!!! FULL REVERSAL!!! NADETTE ON HER BACK... ATSALI IS PUSHING THE ADVANTAGE... among other things... NO, WAIT!!! NADETTE HAS FLIPPED ATSALI OVER ON HER BACK AND IS DOING A FRENCH LOCK-DOWN... Damn that girl can smile... either one, actually... THEY ARE ROLLING AROUND, WRAPPED UP WITH EACH OTHER, I... I... whoa... THAT's not a legal hold!... but apparently she doesn't mind... ATSALI'S ON TOP!!! FULL LIP-TO-LIP CONTACT!!! WE ARE TALKING SOME INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH TONSIL HOCKEY HERE!!! NADETTE'S SQUIRMING... oh, what a sight!... SHE'S... SHE'S NOT MOVING... EXCEPT TO BREATH... ATSALI JUST TOPPLED OVER!!!! NEITHER ONE CAN MOVE!!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN- IT'S A DRAW!!!"

Katy Perrys " i kissed a girl" more comes to mind for me. "Us girls we are so magical, Soft skin, red lips, so kissable. Hard to resist, so touchable. Too good to deny it. Ain't no big deal, it's innocent." Not er, um, that i ever listen to it, one of my granddaughters played it, yea thats my story.

Are we getting the Friday cliffhanger on Monday???

"Can you help me find the TV-remote?"

oldmanmickey wrote:Katy Perrys " i kissed a girl" more comes to mind for me. "Us girls we are so magical, Soft skin, red lips, so kissable. Hard to resist, so touchable. Too good to deny it. Ain't no big deal, it's innocent." Not er, um, that i ever listen to it, one of my granddaughters played it, yea thats my story.

Fah. The Perry song is a poor proxy from the original Jill Sobule song of the same name.

I kissed a girl, her lips were sweet
She was just like kissin' me
Kissed a girl won't change the world
But I'm so glad I kissed a girl

DilyV wrote:I'm looking for the divot in Atsali's head from where she finally got hit by the Clue by Four...

The dent got pushed back out from all the times that she crammed her foot into her mouth.

Elvis wrote:"Can you help me find the TV-remote?"

Well, wherever it is,

It's.
Nice.
and
Waaaarm...

Aunti Monica could teach you much about the booby cave little Padawan,

Elvis wrote:"Can you help me find the TV-remote?"

N: "I don't think it's in here."
A: "Keep checking."

Sgt. Howard wrote:Aunti Monica could teach you much about the booby cave little Padawan,

Either that or she knows a different way to make applesauce....

DilyV wrote:

Sgt. Howard wrote:Aunti Monica could teach you much about the booby cave little Padawan,

Either that or she knows a different way to make applesauce....

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM (burp)NOMNOMNOM

I kiss you! I kiss you!

Hey, cheesy as they are, those are still more apropos than my runner-up.

shadowinthelight wrote:

Elvis wrote:"Can you help me find the TV-remote?"

N: "I don't think it's in here."
A: "Keep checking."

A: be careful - dont fall in!!! :O
N: its ok, I have tied a rope to a secure place....