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Now, see, Thats Monica...
Right now 2015-08-10
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Re: Right now 2015-08-10
Now, see, Thats Monica...
Re: Right now 2015-08-10
Well, it might be a subtle and even-more-convoluted setup for something quite evil... some sort of really dreadful pun which will appear out of nowhere, cannot be un-read, and which will require you to skin yourself alive in order to stop remembering it.MerchManDan wrote:...what's this? A somewhat-convoluted setup, NOT followed by a groan-inducing pun?? I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.
That pun could be lurking, just waiting... waiting for you to decide that there is no such pun... waiting until you think you're safe... waiting to spring out and savage you when you least expect it.
Naah. I'm sure that's not it. Nothing to worry about.
Sleep well.
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Sgt. Howard
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Re: Right now 2015-08-10
I just found out that the season on punsters in Okanogan County is year 'round and there's no bag limit.... I'll stick to limericks...Dave wrote:Well, it might be a subtle and even-more-convoluted setup for something quite evil... some sort of really dreadful pun which will appear out of nowhere, cannot be un-read, and which will require you to skin yourself alive in order to stop remembering it.MerchManDan wrote:...what's this? A somewhat-convoluted setup, NOT followed by a groan-inducing pun?? I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.
That pun could be lurking, just waiting... waiting for you to decide that there is no such pun... waiting until you think you're safe... waiting to spring out and savage you when you least expect it.
Naah. I'm sure that's not it. Nothing to worry about.
Sleep well.
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
Re: Right now 2015-08-10
You think killing a punster is sufficient to stop him?Sgt. Howard wrote:I just found out that the season on punsters in Okanogan County is year 'round and there's no bag limit.... I'll stick to limericks...
it must be nice, to be so young and innocent!
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Sgt. Howard
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Re: Right now 2015-08-10
Hey, I don't shoot punsters- they are their own PUNishment... I'm just saying what the locals do when they are not doing their sisters and cousins...Dave wrote:You think killing a punster is sufficient to stop him?Sgt. Howard wrote:I just found out that the season on punsters in Okanogan County is year 'round and there's no bag limit.... I'll stick to limericks...
it must be nice, to be so young and innocent!
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
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Re: Right now 2015-08-10
If I were ever punished
For every little pun I shed
I'd hide me to a punny shed
And there I'd hang my punnish head.
--Samuel Johnson
For every little pun I shed
I'd hide me to a punny shed
And there I'd hang my punnish head.
--Samuel Johnson
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
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Re: Right now 2015-08-10
Typing some words, using adverbs,Dave wrote:Well, it might be a subtle and even-more-convoluted setup for something quite evil... some sort of really dreadful pun which will appear out of nowhere, cannot be un-read, and which will require you to skin yourself alive in order to stop remembering it.MerchManDan wrote:...what's this? A somewhat-convoluted setup, NOT followed by a groan-inducing pun?? I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.
That pun could be lurking, just waiting... waiting for you to decide that there is no such pun... waiting until you think you're safe... waiting to spring out and savage you when you least expect it.
Naah. I'm sure that's not it. Nothing to worry about.
Sleep well.
Dave tortures us with what he posts.
Bad puns ahead, bad puns behind,
And you know that nausea just crossed my mind!
With apologies to the Grateful Dead.
Re: Right now 2015-08-10
I feel a Bad Pun Arising
I feel a Bad Pun on the way
Aw, dont go out tonight,
it's bound to take your life,
Theres a Bad Pun on the rise...
I feel a Bad Pun on the way
Aw, dont go out tonight,
it's bound to take your life,
Theres a Bad Pun on the rise...
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Hansontoons
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Re: Right now 2015-08-10
AaaaAAaaa, ah! AaaaAaaa, ah!TazManiac wrote:I feel a Bad Pun Arising
I feel a Bad Pun on the way
Aw, dont go out tonight,
it's bound to take your life,
Theres a Bad Pun on the rise...
Dave comes from the land of the pun, you know,
Cranks them out by the ton and posts for show.
The hammer of his words will drive our wits insane,
Fighting back tears, laughing and crying please have you no shame!
Sorry, Jimmy Page.