Too Subtle 2015-04-09

oldmanmickey · Post by **oldmanmickey** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:39 pm

Sgt. Howard wrote:
Jabberwonky wrote:I dislike the subtle taste change from pizza teleporters, I prefer a pizza printer instead
I talked to Doc Nickel 'bout that, but anybody who will eat deep fried walrus liver just isn't worried about that sort of thing... besides, I'm stocking the confusion corner with goodies from a kosher deli- nobody will be disappointed
Meanwhile-
Forward Observation post dug in accordance to ATP- 3-09.30- check
Commlines to HQ- check
High res high speed cameras- check
3 Digital cameras with zoom- check
Variable power binoculars- check
two points of egress with cover- check
back up squad on notice- check
240 rounds 5.56 NATO in stripper clips- check
120 rounds 5.56 NATO in 30 round mags- check
144 M-58 frag grenades- Check
24 Claymore mines with detonators- check
2 M-16a8- check
1 M-60- check
12 boxes .308 belt- check
2 gallons tequila- check
1 case limes- check
1 pound sea salt- check
.... am I missing anything?

Umm Sarge? You do realize all of that stuff would be about as usefull as bring a kinfe to a gunfight. Better luck trying to engage a Metal Storm unit with a pocket knife. Personally i would not risk trying to ride this out in anything less than a Bolo Mark XXX combat unit.

Post by **Dave** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 4:55 pm

oldmanmickey wrote:Umm Sarge? You do realize all of that stuff would be about as usefull as bring a kinfe to a gunfight. Better luck trying to engage a Metal Storm unit with a pocket knife. Personally i would not risk trying to ride this out in anything less than a Bolo Mark XXX combat unit.

Ahh... that's the one with the battery of infinite-repeaters, and the back-up vest-pocket crater gun in the glovebox, right?

Sgt. Howard · Post by **Sgt. Howard** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:21 pm

oldmanmickey wrote:Umm Sarge? You do realize all of that stuff would be about as usefull as bring a kinfe to a gunfight. Better luck trying to engage a Metal Storm unit with a pocket knife. Personally i would not risk trying to ride this out in anything less than a Bolo Mark XXX combat unit.

I will re-state for the record- In truth, that rambleing was mostly gratuitous gun and bomb porn for no other reason than who and what I am- I am more likely to be concerned about a mixer for the tequila than anything that might offend the natives... but as I was going through the TM on forward observation posts and their TO&E, I figured I would go full regulation just for giggles. Keep a low profile, get ready to duck or run... ought to survive nicely...

kingklash · Post by **kingklash** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:40 pm

All that said, there's reasons I'm using an Out-Of-Phase Pocket. Thanks to my handy-dandy Portable Pan-Dimensional Portal with optional soft-serve attachment (as any who've haunted the old X-E forums will remember), I can be right there without being there. Although cousin Shelly might still be able to smell a hot pile of fresh frybread just a dimension or two away.

Sgt. Howard · Post by **Sgt. Howard** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:49 pm

kingklash wrote:All that said, there's reasons I'm using an Out-Of-Phase Pocket. Thanks to my handy-dandy Portable Pan-Dimensional Portal with optional soft-serve attachment (as any who've haunted the old X-E forums will remember), I can be right there without being there. Although cousin Shelly might still be able to smell a hot pile of fresh frybread just a dimension or two away.

... she MIGHT pay you a visit, with bait like that...

oldmanmickey · Post by **oldmanmickey** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:19 pm

and if ya try and come between me and my frybread or crackelin bread that when the Bolo comes into play. I understand Sarge. If i tried to list the crap i got on hand most folks would just accuse me of doing gun porn.

captnq · Post by **captnq** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:55 pm

Why does Jin's Bikini top have the same light pattern as Kathrine's eyes?

Now I think Jin's boobs are staring at me.
And I think they might be angry.

DilyV · Post by **DilyV** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 9:50 pm

I remember Jin wearing something similar in January of 2011... beginning here: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/that-easy/

Then there was the dreaded search for a new island, the sea urchin incident and volcano where she was wearing a kick ass Bikini... beginningin February of 2012 here: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/twelve-vortices/

The original Sea Urchin incident... http://wapsisquare.com/comic/crack-it-open/

There was a piece of artwork Paul did about this incident too... but I think it was on ebay...

AmriloJim · Post by **AmriloJim** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:28 pm

DilyV wrote:I remember Jin wearing something similar in January of 2011... beginning here: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/that-easy/

That suit did not reveal Jin's "underboobs" (as 'Sali mentioned a day or two ago). This one rides a bit higher.

shadowinthelight · Post by **shadowinthelight** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:53 pm

captnq wrote:Now I think Jin's boobs are staring at me.
And I think they might be angry.

And when you gaze long into Jin's chest Jin's chest also gazes into you. Then comes the slap.

GlytchMeister · Post by **GlytchMeister** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:07 pm

So, wait. Just what Golem powers does Jin still have? I know she's mortal and destructible, but can she still throw a golf ball all the way to Venice... the short way?

Yeah, I know that was Bud, but I can't think of any major display of strength from Jin.

Because I'm pretty sure if a squishy human exerted that much force on their body, they'd rip themselves apart in a spectacular fashion. It's already been documented that the full power of normal human muscles can rip themselves away from the bone and stuff. What happens when a squishy Golem tries?

Ludicrous Gibs?

AnotherFairportfan · Post by **AnotherFairportfan** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:52 pm

I think Jin is tuned down to Very Strong Mortal.

tankcoyote · Post by **tankcoyote** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:59 pm

Love the Princess Bride reference

Opus the Poet · Post by **Opus the Poet** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:05 am

illiad wrote:but will atsali be wearing THIS???

or even this!!!

Lots of "Gainaxing" going on in that video...

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 1:52 am

DilyV wrote:Gotta love Jin. She takes Subtle to extremes!

IF you spell it like THIS.

TazManiac · Post by **TazManiac** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 8:49 pm

Illiad's link is too subtle, and Sarge needs a backward facing catapult, with the cup dug into his foxhole... just in case.

Sgt. Howard · Post by **Sgt. Howard** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:15 am

TazManiac wrote:Illiad's link is too subtle, and Sarge needs a backward facing catapult, with the cup dug into his foxhole... just in case.

.... damn!... I KNEW I'd forgotten something....

Post by **Dave** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:48 am

Opus the Poet wrote:Lots of "Gainaxing" going on in that video...

It's obvious that she really doesn't like those tax cheats and shady corporate accountants, but I'd imagine that decapitating them like that makes it a bit difficult to get them to pay their fines...?

GlytchMeister · Post by **GlytchMeister** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:01 am

Sgt. Howard wrote:
TazManiac wrote:Illiad's link is too subtle, and Sarge needs a backward facing catapult, with the cup dug into his foxhole... just in case.
.... damn!... I KNEW I'd forgotten something....

A catapult? Might want to go for either a torsion design, as opposed to a trebuchet... Or maybe a ballista. A trebuchet is hard to compact, at it requires a lever and a big counterweight. Torsion catapults can be modified using modern materials. I suggest two thick cylinders of vulcanized rubber. A ballista might generate a fatal G load, on second thought.

Dave wrote:
Opus the Poet wrote:Lots of "Gainaxing" going on in that video...
It's obvious that she really doesn't like those tax cheats and shady corporate accountants, but I'd imagine that decapitating them like that makes it a bit difficult to get them to pay their fines...?

O.o

Dave, ya lost me. I am completely failing to see how jiggle physics and taxes are related.

AnotherFairportfan · Post by **AnotherFairportfan** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:03 am

GlytchMeister wrote:quote="Dave"]
Opus the Poet wrote:Lots of "Gainaxing" going on in that video...
It's obvious that she really doesn't like those tax cheats and shady corporate accountants, but I'd imagine that decapitating them like that makes it a bit difficult to get them to pay their fines...?

O.o

Dave, ya lost me. I am completely failing to see how jiggle physics and taxes are related.[/quote]
Axing (capital) gains?

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