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And THAT was also the sound of my pants needing to be changed!

That was quick. She must have be reeeeeaaally hungry.

That's a full-blown Bloodrage, Monica. Save any questions you have for later. Much later.

Yup, expected them to show up at the wrong time. I think Mon will have questions for Phix when everything settles down. Dunno if she'll get any answers though.
Love the Phix panel!

Show me somebody who waxes poetic about "Being at one with Nature" and I'll show you someone who hasn't figured out that Nature is an infinite stomach demanding to be fed.

Civilization rests on a few inches of top soil and the fact it rains.

Right - we were just leaving!!!

*runs like Hades*

Yes, Ma'am, I will make like a tree...

... a quaking aspen, that is.

Atomic wrote:Show me somebody who waxes poetic about "Being at one with Nature" and I'll show you someone who hasn't figured out that Nature is an infinite stomach demanding to be fed.

Civilization rests on a few inches of top soil and the fact it rains.

I have heard that civilization is only 9 meals away from barbarism. I think that is true. Starvation is a powerful force.

Holy. Moley!

Run like hell? HELL no, poit out of there NOW!!!

Absolutely awesome, Paul!

Wow.

Who'd a'thought you could get good ribs at a Library?

NOTDilbert wrote:Wow.

Who'd a'thought you could get good ribs at a Library?

...don't necessarily know if they're good, but they are DAMN sure Fresh...

NOTDilbert wrote:Who'd a'thought you could get good ribs at a Library?

Nicely done!

See, Phix wasn't bein' mean. She was chest giving him a good ribbin'.

That'll earn you a sternum look, Jabber.

Edited to add: *cha-ching*

Cheesy1 wrote:And THAT was also the sound of my pants needing to be changed!

"I'm declaring Condition Brown..."

Atomic wrote:Show me somebody who waxes poetic about "Being at one with Nature" and I'll show you someone who hasn't figured out that Nature is an infinite stomach demanding to be fed.

Civilization rests on a few inches of top soil and the fact it rains.

Too true. How about this one;
"There are many humorous things in the world, among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages." ~Mark Twain, Following the Equator, 1897

Also, Paul this is a fantastic one.

Jabberwonky wrote:See, Phix wasn't bein' mean. She was chest giving him a good ribbin'.

MerchManDan wrote:That'll earn you a sternum look, Jabber.

When it comes to puns, you guys certainly de-liver!

Cheesy1 wrote:

Jabberwonky wrote:See, Phix wasn't bein' mean. She was chest giving him a good ribbin'.

MerchManDan wrote:That'll earn you a sternum look, Jabber.

When it comes to puns, you guys certainly de-liver!

Groan.

Ok -- enough of this. Time for bed. See ewe in the morning.

Atomic wrote:

Cheesy1 wrote:

Jabberwonky wrote:See, Phix wasn't bein' mean. She was chest giving him a good ribbin'.

MerchManDan wrote:That'll earn you a sternum look, Jabber.

When it comes to puns, you guys certainly de-liver!

Groan.

Ok -- enough of this. Time for bed. See ewe in the morning.

Getting a bit sheepish Atomic?

Phix certainly de-livered. True dat..

I'll think of better puns when I got control of my bowels back...

As Rogue lamented when stuck in a fight with a T-Rex in Savage land: "teeth.. Oh god I háte teeth...