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Oldie but goodie, from something I saw on QDB.
Replace one word (or up to a 3-word group) of a line in Star Wars with "Pants". Object is to be as funny and/or disturbing as possible.
Rules:

• One entry per poster.
  You may change your entry at any time, but must stay at no more than one.
  No derogatory comments. Other comments are fine.
  If the line is especially obscure, quote the original line as well.

"Would somebody get this big walking carpet out of my pants?"

"She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them - see to it personally, Commander."

You’re all clear, kid! Now let’s blow these pants and go home!

another one....

I find your lack of pants disturbing

This is why I prefer to wear shorts: "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to pants."

Use the pants Luke, use the pants....

You don’t need to see his pants…
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for …
He can go about his business …
Move along.

BEN: This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct.

LUKE: With the pants down, I can't even see. How am I supposed to fight?

BEN: Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only pants!

Yoda: "Do. Or do not. There is no pants."

This gives a horrible new meaning to 'Han shot first.'

"Han shot pants!"

"Luke, I am your pants."

Clearly this topic is perfect for the prequels (primarily the worst of the 3).

EPISODE 2
Dealer: You wanna buy some pants?
Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me pants.
Dealer: Ah, I don't want to sell you pants.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Dealer: I want to go home and rethink my life.

I want to go home and rethink my pants...

http://thelawsoffashion.com/wp-content/ ... -pants.jpg

Empire Strikes Back:

Lando: You said they'd be left at the city under my supervision!
Darth Vader: I am altering the pants. Pray I don't alter them any further.

PrettyPrincess wrote:I want to go home and rethink my pants...

http://thelawsoffashion.com/wp-content/ ... -pants.jpg

(Pretty) Princess Leia - "What a wonderful pant you've discovered."

jwhouk wrote:Yoda: "Do. Or do not. There is no pants."

I think you meant "Pants. Or pants not. There is no try."

np: Kettel - Nicola (Myam James 2)

I thought mine was funnier.

"Come, join me on the pants side."

Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's no moon... It's a Pants Station!
Han Solo: It's too big to be a Pants station!...
Luke Skywalker: I have a very pants feeling about this.

"That blast came from the pants! That thing is operational!"
(You bet, baby)


Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies....

Ewok Adventure.

Mace: Listen, as soon as I get my pants, we're history, we're outta this place.
Cindel: Why can't we stay here with them?
Mace: Stay here with these walking hairbrushes? Come on Cindel, they're pants.