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He is so gonna get even. Not sure how or when but revenge is coming.

oldmanmickey wrote:He is so gonna get even. Not sure how or when but revenge is coming.

Glad to see I'm not the only one reading him that way.

IF. LOOKS. COULD. KILL.
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Dietzel thinks:"When I get loose I am Soooo gonna LICK all of Monicas' LPs".
Well, hes not gonna wee on 'em, that wouldn't be like him.

I think both M and Cricket are going to feel the brunt of Dinky Dietz's doggy wrath when he gets back to normal.

Mon is definitely having far too much fun with this.

A Bumbling Bumble Bee would be just the perfect color to prove the truth of an old Klingon proverb: Revenge is a dish best served gold.

"This is going a bit too far," says the tiny dog to himself. "I shall put a run in all of her pantyhose -- that will show her!" Smiling quietly to himself, he made sure to lick the cupcake she wanted.

Soon... Soon...

I agree that M is having way too much fun with this one. I also agree that Deitzel has that "when she turns her back..." look.

This would, of course, be either the best or the worst (depending on your POV) time for the spell to wear off...

Man oh man... poor dietzel has that look... question is, who is the look for? Though Monica is the one who is doing this, he's come to expect it of her. He wouldn't be in THIS particular situation if it weren't for Cricket, whom he became pretty fast friends with. Annoyance? Sure. But I think he'll let it slide... or dump a bucket of ice water over the shower on her.

DilyV wrote:Man oh man... poor dietzel has that look... question is, who is the look for? Though Monica is the one who is doing this, he's come to expect it of her. He wouldn't be in THIS particular situation if it weren't for Cricket, whom he became pretty fast friends with. Annoyance? Sure. But I think he'll let it slide... or dump a bucket of ice water over the shower on her.

If she's lucky, it'll be ice water again. On another site, one commenter told of a college room-mate who dumped a large bowl of white vinegar on him as he took a shower. Generally harmless, but he smelled like vinegar for over a week.

kingklash wrote:If she's lucky, it'll be ice water again. On another site, one commenter told of a college room-mate who dumped a large bowl of white vinegar on him as he took a shower. Generally harmless, but he smelled like vinegar for over a week.

Generally harmless? Just make sure not to get any in the eyes! I'm pretty sure that would sting...

Just about any dog can learn to flush a toilet. For Dietzel, I'm sure there wouldn't even be a learning curve. I don't know if Monica has a lever action kitchen sink, but a similar effect can be achieved by turning on the faucet there if the bathroom door remains locked.

Timotheus wrote:Just about any dog can learn to flush a toilet. For Dietzel, I'm sure there wouldn't even be a learning curve. I don't know if Monica has a lever action kitchen sink, but a similar effect can be achieved by turning on the faucet there if the bathroom door remains locked.

He doesn't even need a lever action kitchen sink: it has been shown over and over, that he HAS opposable thumbs!

Hmm, the secret origin story of our new villain

Monica needs to be careful. If PETA gets wind of this they will come down on her like a ton of bricks. While the picture is cute that is Deitzels standard face when the sheer stupidity of something gets to him. I'd call it the REALLY??!! face. Since he can't talk he has perfected a number of expressions to get his message across. Sadly Monica only gets the message sometimes.

While we can enjoy the thought of Deitzel getting revenge he doesn't. He has had opportunities but has never taken advantage of them. About the worse he might do is decide to move in with Cricket for awhile, or call for a extra large pizza. I've always wondered how he ordered the pizza. He could dial but how could he specify what he wanted. Now he could do it on=line but before Pizza sites what did he do? Call and send Morse Code using the number keys?

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Vengeance is in the planning stages.

... the Crimson Mantas?

New identity(-ies)?

Sidhekin wrote:... the Crimson Mantas?

New identity(-ies)?

As was pointed out a few days ago, this would definitely be a fae ray. "The vowels are not what they seem."