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My Little Dietzel!

So much for Cricket's fears of immediate and condign vengeance and desecration of her corpse...

It does not look like M is too unhappy with her new teacup Dietzle.

Tiny Dietzel is tiny.

AnotherFairportfan wrote:So much for Cricket's fears of immediate and condign vengeance and desecration of her corpse...

Not by Monica's hand anyway. Dietzel, on the other hand, may start plotting her downfall pretty soon if she doesn't figure out how to get him back to normal.

Oh, the indignity!

Just remember, Monica... Dietzel is now just the right size to sneak into your wardrobe, and deposit a small but unpleasant "gift" in one of the cups of your $350 bra. You really should not overdo the cuteadoration thing here... even the most reasonable and well-tempered dog should not be pushed too far!

Purse dog!

Yeah, if I was Cricket at this point, watching Monica randomly flip back and forth between sweet and vicious, I would be sure to do whatever it takes to pass muster and get out of these counseling sessions as soon as possible, just to keep the mental and emotional scarring to a minimum.

When Dietzel gets back to normal size I foresee another cold water bottle shower in Monica's future.

A single kibble is now an all-day treat!

GuySmiley wrote:

AnotherFairportfan wrote:So much for Cricket's fears of immediate and condign vengeance and desecration of her corpse...

Not by Monica's hand anyway. Dietzel, on the other hand, may start plotting her downfall pretty soon if she doesn't figure out how to get him back to normal.

Yes, there is that ... but not, i suspect, immediate.

Opus the Poet wrote:It does not look like M is too unhappy with her new teacup Dietzle.

More like Teaspoon Dietzel.

i was thinking more like shot glass Dietzle.

oh poor thing!!

.. But I think he may well go for the sympathy option.. sitting whimpering at the telephone, he cant order pizza!

b b b but??? no cliff hanger?? what are we gonna do?????

There's that face again from Dietzle

as for his reaction to Monica, I can't help but think of this picture



note: Tiny dog, tiny teeth. Tiny teeth, tiny tooth tips. Tiny tooth tips = sharp

yes, I know, Dietzle wouldn't do that to Monica ..... but he could

Well, at least she managed to restrain herself from acting in similar fashion when she first saw micro-sized Calista. That would have been even more embarrassing.

Hmmm, Dietzel is also the Bumbling Bumblebee. . .isn't there some other Hymenopteran-themed comic superhero who has size changing as a power?

Catawampus wrote:Well, at least she managed to restrain herself from acting in similar fashion when she first saw micro-sized Calista. That would have been even more embarrassing.

Hmmm, Dietzel is also the Bumbling Bumblebee. . .isn't there some other Hymenopteran-themed comic superhero who has size changing as a power?

Probably thinking of the Atom from DC. He could change his size, weight, and mass. Was able to shrink to sub atomic size.

Dave wrote:Oh, the indignity!

Just remember, Monica... Dietzel is now just the right size to sneak into your wardrobe, and deposit a small but unpleasant "gift" in one of the cups of your $350 bra. You really should not overdo the cuteadoration thing here... even the most reasonable and well-tempered dog should not be pushed too far!

Deitzel would not do that. He does love Monica but he finds her very trying at times. But if he put up with being the Bumbling Bee Boy he'll put up with anything. At most he'll run up a charge on her card for Pizza. The only time he did anything to Monica was when she demanded he pour water on her to wash soap out of her hair and eyes when the water was turned off. He threw cold water because that was all he could find. He also knew he would get in trouble for it. The only time he had an accident in the house was Monica's fault. Another time he was about to dig a hole in the floor but Monica made it home in time. http://wapsisquare.com/comic/09102004/

zachariah wrote:

Catawampus wrote:Well, at least she managed to restrain herself from acting in similar fashion when she first saw micro-sized Calista. That would have been even more embarrassing.

Hmmm, Dietzel is also the Bumbling Bumblebee. . .isn't there some other Hymenopteran-themed comic superhero who has size changing as a power?

Probably thinking of the Atom from DC. He could change his size, weight, and mass. Was able to shrink to sub atomic size.

Did you miss "Hymenopteran-themed", or did I miss yet another reference?

Sidhekin wrote:

zachariah wrote:

Catawampus wrote:Well, at least she managed to restrain herself from acting in similar fashion when she first saw micro-sized Calista. That would have been even more embarrassing.

Hmmm, Dietzel is also the Bumbling Bumblebee. . .isn't there some other Hymenopteran-themed comic superhero who has size changing as a power?

Probably thinking of the Atom from DC. He could change his size, weight, and mass. Was able to shrink to sub atomic size.

Did you miss "Hymenopteran-themed", or did I miss yet another reference?

That would be Janet Van Dyne- otherwise known as the Wasp!