Dietzel Sweetie 2014-09-30

Cheesy1 · Post by **Cheesy1** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:29 am

Gotta love Calista's "Oh shit!" look on her face in that last panel!

AnotherFairportfan · Post by **AnotherFairportfan** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:32 am

"Dietzel Sweetie"? Is that deliberate?

Atomic · Post by **Atomic** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:40 am

Not to be confused with... Diesel Sweeties!

Post by **Dave** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:41 am

The subtle little "clink" we just heard, was the penny dropping. One cent is the traditional cost one must pay, in order to purchase a brand-spanking-new "oh shit oh dear" moment.

I think Calista's account has just been paid.

oldmanmickey · Post by **oldmanmickey** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:45 am

Calista: "Time to make tracks out the back door!"
Unseen patron: "There is no back door."
Calista: "Where do you think they might want one? Because there will be in just a second!"

Aed · Post by **Aed** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:58 am

Is this the first time that we've heard Dietzel bark?

AnotherFairportfan · Post by **AnotherFairportfan** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:15 am

Atomic wrote:Not to be confused with... Diesel Sweeties!

Yep. What i meant.

AnotherFairportfan · Post by **AnotherFairportfan** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:16 am

Aed wrote:Is this the first time that we've heard Dietzel bark?

I think so.

Dietzel is the Harpo of this crew.

NebulousRikulau · Post by **NebulousRikulau** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:27 am

How come you didn't TELL me you were Her dog?!!

Woof.

My2Cents · Post by **My2Cents** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:51 am

Calista is thinking about what Monica put her through 'for her own good' when Monica wasn't mad at her.

Now she is contemplating what Monica can do when she is mad at her for shrinking Dietzel.

Suicide Calista, quick -- who knows, it might even be able to save you from her. Or you can just throw yourself down in front of her and beg real fast for mercy, or at least a quick, relatively painless, death.

Ohnhai · Post by **Ohnhai** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:06 am

I mentally heard scooby doo go 'ruh-roh!,'

My2Cents · Post by **My2Cents** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:07 am

oldmanmickey wrote:Calista: "Time to make tracks out the back door!"
Unseen patron: "There is no back door."
Calista: "Where do you think they might want one? Because there will be in just a second!"

Exiting into the space around the Library won't get you far, and you will be fairly obvious. Better to take the nearest portal out.

Of course the portal aren't labeled for destination, the closest may go someplace you don't want to be, and many appear to be one way only. So I hope you are up for an adventure, assuming you do manage to get away from Monica.

AnotherFairportfan · Post by **AnotherFairportfan** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:40 am

My2Cents wrote:Suicide Calista, quick -- who knows, it might even be able to save you from her. Or you can just throw yourself down in front of her and beg real fast for mercy, or at least a quick, relatively painless, death.

As Kai Lung says:

There are few situations in life that cannot be resolved, and that quickly, by a bag of gold, honourable suicide or the thrusting of a despised adversary over a precipice on a dark night.

illiad · Post by **illiad** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:11 am

Dave wrote:The subtle little "clink" we just heard, was the penny dropping. One cent is the traditional cost one must pay, in order to purchase a brand-spanking-new "oh shit oh dear" moment.

I think Calista's account has just been paid.

and that CLUNK! is a brick dropping from Calista..... :/

oh, and we gotta find out who 'vorped' Dietzel....

DilyV · Post by **DilyV** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:13 am

The full import of Cricket's "brain fart" (for lack of a better term) is coming to the fore. Oh, shit, indeed!

oldmanmickey · Post by **oldmanmickey** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 3:30 am

Humm sounds like an angry M that defeats demon armies whose dog i shrunk or an exciting adventure i might survive.... decisions decisions. Well to quote snagglepuss, "Heavens to Murgatroyd! Exit stage left!"

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:32 am

"...does this place have a restroom?"

I kind of feel bad for Calista: She's completely psyched herself out regarding Mon and her abilities, despite contrary first-hand testimony from the Demon Shepherd herself. Of course, we know Cricket has nothing to worry about; the real trick is convincing her.

lake_wrangler · Post by **lake_wrangler** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:41 am

oldmanmickey wrote:Calista: "Time to make tracks out the back door!"
Unseen patron: "There is no back door."
Calista: "Where do you think they might want one? Because there will be in just a second!"

I hollered "Rev, that kitchen ain't got no door in it!", he said "Don't worry, son, it will have, in a minute!"

lake_wrangler · Post by **lake_wrangler** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:45 am

NebulousRikulau wrote:
How come you didn't TELL me you were Her dog?!!

Woof.

He's a dog!!!

Elvis · Post by **Elvis** » Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:30 am

Panic overload in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... bzzzzzzap

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