Hee, hee! Very nice indeed!Wdot wrote:I am liking all these submissions!
Reminds me a bit of an old Doonesbury, when Zonker's Uncle Duke was serving as governor of Samoa. There was a series of rather unnatural "natural disasters" (including snow... which "never sticks" according to Duke's majordomo). Eventually it was revealed that the local authorities had failed to perform one of the required virgin sacrifices to the volcano (the only available virgin took one look and said "No way!") and it erupted.
Majordomo: "Excuse me, sir. There's some lava here to see you."