Help Or Break 2013-06-24

Fairportfan · Post by **Fairportfan** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:16 am

Mounds and mounds of coleslaw are not necessary or desired.

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:52 am

Sidhekin wrote:Who you gonna call?

GHOST MUSTARD!!

txmystic wrote:...and will they throw in a complimentary tomato twaddler?

Hopefully less violent than its robotic cousin.

DilyV · Post by **DilyV** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:10 am

Fairportfan wrote:Mounds and mounds of coleslaw are not necessary or desired.

Awwwww... but I love Cole Slaw!!!

Julie · Post by **Julie** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:48 am

This reminds me so much of the Calendar Machine incident...only this time Bud's not wincing, but the thing she's "cleansing" is.

I just hope this works and there isn't some kind of lingering "residue" of the Nü Gui left behind that is smart enough to hide for a while until everyone assumes she's been fully neutralized.

as363 · Post by **as363** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:49 am

Re: Help Or Break 2013-06-24

Post by DilyV » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:10 am

Fairportfan wrote:Mounds and mounds of coleslaw are not necessary or desired.

Awwwww... but I love Cole Slaw!!!

How about a bed of fresh picked spinach leaves - a thick slab of a home-grown organic tomato - topped with a big slab of Mozzarella cheese - sprinkle some pine-nuts over the whole assembly - then top it with some good Italian balsamic vinegar . And don't forget a glass of white wine to wash it down.

Atomic · Post by **Atomic** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:29 am

davids4250 wrote:
txmystic wrote: Well it had better slice and dice as well at that price...and will they throw in a complimentary tomato twaddler?
MMMMMMMM, twaddled tomatos...drool

But -- but -- what about the turnip twizzler?

Post by **Dave** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:06 am

Atomic wrote:
davids4250 wrote:
txmystic wrote: Well it had better slice and dice as well at that price...and will they throw in a complimentary tomato twaddler?
MMMMMMMM, twaddled tomatos...drool
But -- but -- what about the turnip twizzler?

Those have been outlawed in several states, as being offensive to public morals and decency, so they are no longer being advertised in the national media.

Similar problems exist with the Salad Shooter. State laws vary so much that it's hard to market them. They're entirely outlawed in some states, permitted in most, a few states allow "concealed carry" in lunchboxes, and a few towns in farm states have even passed laws requiring that every household own a Salad Shooter in good condition and keep a supply of fresh lettuce and tomatoes available at all times.

It really makes life difficult for the shipping-and-fulfillment company. Politics... *sigh*

KnightDelight · Post by **KnightDelight** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:00 pm

What happened to the mummy wrappings? Did she poit it away and poit in the sun dress again? And all that blood?

I think Bud isn't going to tell Brandi about the things SDO/NG did. She's giving her some story about a cleansing now to save her from that knowledge. Bud may see to it that SDO quietly retires from the MIB, leaving Brandi none the wiser. There's no real need in burdening her with what NG did.

Interesting the NG is a fully formed adult (something). Not locked in some sort of a baby form. I wonder now if NG was some sort of Nudge-like being, but truly evil. A trickster who pretends to be something else in order to worm her way into a situation. In this case pretending to be the spirit of the baby Brandi killed to take over a great prize; a golem. A platform from which she could perform evil on a large scale. Of course, Paul is great at the old motives switcheroo. It may turn out she is not the evil we think she is.

nerf-dweller · Post by **nerf-dweller** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:37 pm

dex drako wrote:anyone else getting the feeling this is going to well?

Considering that two immovable forces in the eye of storm is having a casual conversation. Ane of forces is oblivious to a Lanthian evil spitit being exorcised from her. And the other immovable force ha a smug look on her face... Yeah, I'd say it's going well. Well except for the two self named "bugs" which are are witness to a literal "Clash of the Titans".

And ya by now Lily and Suzy should be inured to all of this by now. I'd say from the second panel that they are almost, but not quite, there yet.

DilyV · Post by **DilyV** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:17 pm

as363 wrote:Re: Help Or Break 2013-06-24

Post by DilyV » Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:10 am

Fairportfan wrote:Mounds and mounds of coleslaw are not necessary or desired.

Awwwww... but I love Cole Slaw!!!

How about a bed of fresh picked spinach leaves - a thick slab of a home-grown organic tomato - topped with a big slab of Mozzarella cheese - sprinkle some pine-nuts over the whole assembly - then top it with some good Italian balsamic vinegar . And don't forget a glass of white wine to wash it down.

Does the 'nom nom' dance... hehehe

DilyV · Post by **DilyV** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:20 pm

KnightDelight wrote:What happened to the mummy wrappings? Did she poit it away and poit in the sun dress again? And all that blood?

I think Bud isn't going to tell Brandi about the things SDO/NG did. She's giving her some story about a cleansing now to save her from that knowledge. Bud may see to it that SDO quietly retires from the MIB, leaving Brandi none the wiser. There's no real need in burdening her with what NG did.

Interesting the NG is a fully formed adult (something). Not locked in some sort of a baby form. I wonder now if NG was some sort of Nudge-like being, but truly evil. A trickster who pretends to be something else in order to worm her way into a situation. In this case pretending to be the spirit of the baby Brandi killed to take over a great prize; a golem. A platform from which she could perform evil on a large scale. Of course, Paul is great at the old motives switcheroo. It may turn out she is not the evil we think she is.

I have to agree with that... The Nu Gui held all the cards in that deal... she could have taken over and done what she wished and brandi couldn't have really done anything about it.

Regardless of the fact that the NG has supposedly been sucked out and sent on her way (hopefully gated into the radioactive slag of Mapimi) I think it sufficient to say that Kath is going to be wary around Brandi for a long long time.

as363 · Post by **as363** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 2:22 pm

Ahh - the TV commercials..
The following is NSFW - and if you are are work - use a headset..and kill your speakers .

illiad · Post by **illiad** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:51 pm

as363 wrote:Ahh - the TV commercials..
The following is NSFW - and if you are are work - use a headset..and kill your speakers .

dont use youtube for NSFW - it will soon be deleted.. as was the one above! - there are other more liberated sites!

just search for NSFW video websites.. :/

Hansontoons · Post by **Hansontoons** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:30 pm

DilyV wrote:
Fairportfan wrote:Mounds and mounds of coleslaw are not necessary or desired.
Awwwww... but I love Cole Slaw!!!

Tubs of 'slaw?!? Gimme two!

Fairportfan · Post by **Fairportfan** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:41 pm

Aw, man - they never come up in the hills!

Hansontoons · Post by **Hansontoons** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:47 pm

Fairportfan wrote:Aw, man - they never come up in the hills!

There is but one guy at work that knows Firesign. The youth of today have no idea what they have missed.

NOTDilbert · Post by **NOTDilbert** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:13 pm

I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus.

Now what's this Firesign thing?

Post by **Dave** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:38 pm

NOTDilbert wrote:I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus.

Now what's this Firesign thing?

It's a nice spicy plate of Nasi Goreng. It's never boring.

Hansontoons · Post by **Hansontoons** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:05 pm

Dave wrote:
NOTDilbert wrote:I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus.

Now what's this Firesign thing?
It's a nice spicy plate of Nasi Goreng. It's never boring.

Ah, the glories of food!

Sure could use a hot, steamin' pile of groat cakes with some 30 weight!

Atomic · Post by **Atomic** » Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:36 pm

Antelope Freeway, 1/64 of a mile.