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Bucky is not amused.

"Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...?"

Aw, you're just messing with me. Neither jwhouk nor shadowinthelight was referring to MLP's Twilight Sparkle.

There's also her sister, Twilight Spackle. She's of great importance patching things up whenever dawn breaks, but now she's been eclipsed by her more famous sister.

Catawampus wrote:There's also her sister, Twilight Spackle. She's of great importance patching things up whenever dawn breaks, but now she's been eclipsed by her more famous sister.

I understand that's due to her having been out on medical leave for a lot of the last while. She has a bad case of grout.

well, when she grows up to be Sparkles Smartiepants, I'm sure there will be a job for her at Rick's Cabaret, just down from Nicollet mall...

Dave wrote:

Catawampus wrote:There's also her sister, Twilight Spackle. She's of great importance patching things up whenever dawn breaks, but now she's been eclipsed by her more famous sister.

I understand that's due to her having been out on medical leave for a lot of the last while. She has a bad case of grout.

Ow. And I just ate something, too. Shame on you both.

Dave wrote:

Catawampus wrote:There's also her sister, Twilight Spackle. She's of great importance patching things up whenever dawn breaks, but now she's been eclipsed by her more famous sister.

I understand that's due to her having been out on medical leave for a lot of the last while. She has a bad case of grout.

Cue Drawn Together's rimshot tribesman.

Atomic wrote:Shame on you both.

My body radiates a constant field of anti-shame particles, making me immune to any application of shame onto me. It's like a whole oil vs. water thing, only requiring much less washing of laundry.

Atomic wrote: Ow. And I just ate something, too. Shame on you both.

If I were vulnerable to shame for having punned, I'd probably have died of it while I was still in high school.

"Shame! Come back, Shame!"

AnotherFairportfan wrote:"Shame! Come back, Shame!"

Shame continues to ride away, off into the punset.

Dave wrote:

AnotherFairportfan wrote:"Shame! Come back, Shame!"

Shame continues to ride away, off into the punset.

And words really can hurt you.

Someone actually asked why he fell off his horse...

That's one of the more mandatory questions I've ever seen.

(If someone hadn't, I just might have had to leave a comment on youtube. Narrow escape there.)

"Into the Light" finds its way Into the Pun Jar

Dave wrote:

AnotherFairportfan wrote:"Shame! Come back, Shame!"

Shame continues to ride away, off into the punset.

And there was the recent story of a young lady, who fell ill after a dinner with her friends. Helpfully, they suggested she put a finger down her throat to induce relief, which she tried and failed.

Turning to her boyfriend, she exclaimed, "I blame this on you!"

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Think about it.