Perfect For You 2014-10-22

[illiad]

full badger

[jwhouk]

Bucky is not amused.

[Dave]

"Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...?"

[Sidhekin]

Aw, you're just messing with me. Neither jwhouk nor shadowinthelight was referring to MLP's Twilight Sparkle.

[Catawampus]

There's also her sister, Twilight Spackle. She's of great importance patching things up whenever dawn breaks, but now she's been eclipsed by her more famous sister.

[Dave]

There's also her sister, Twilight Spackle. She's of great importance patching things up whenever dawn breaks, but now she's been eclipsed by her more famous sister.

I understand that's due to her having been out on medical leave for a lot of the last while. She has a bad case of grout.

[illiad]

well, when she grows up to be Sparkles Smartiepants, I'm sure there will be a job for her at Rick's Cabaret, just down from Nicollet mall...

[Atomic]

There's also her sister, Twilight Spackle. She's of great importance patching things up whenever dawn breaks, but now she's been eclipsed by her more famous sister.

I understand that's due to her having been out on medical leave for a lot of the last while. She has a bad case of grout.

Ow. And I just ate something, too. Shame on you both.

[kingklash]

There's also her sister, Twilight Spackle. She's of great importance patching things up whenever dawn breaks, but now she's been eclipsed by her more famous sister.

I understand that's due to her having been out on medical leave for a lot of the last while. She has a bad case of grout.

Cue Drawn Together's rimshot tribesman.

[Catawampus]

Shame on you both.

My body radiates a constant field of anti-shame particles, making me immune to any application of shame onto me. It's like a whole oil vs. water thing, only requiring much less washing of laundry.

[Dave]

Ow. And I just ate something, too. Shame on you both.

If I were vulnerable to shame for having punned, I'd probably have died of it while I was still in high school.

[AnotherFairportfan]

"Shame! Come back, Shame!"

[Dave]

"Shame! Come back, Shame!"

Shame continues to ride away, off into the punset.

[Warrl]

"Shame! Come back, Shame!"

Shame continues to ride away, off into the punset.

And words really can hurt you.

[AnotherFairportfan]

Someone actually asked why he fell off his horse...

[Sidhekin]

That's one of the more mandatory questions I've ever seen.

(If someone hadn't, I just might have had to leave a comment on youtube. Narrow escape there.)

[AmriloJim]

"Into the Light" finds its way Into the Pun Jar

[Atomic]

"Shame! Come back, Shame!"

Shame continues to ride away, off into the punset.

And there was the recent story of a young lady, who fell ill after a dinner with her friends. Helpfully, they suggested she put a finger down her throat to induce relief, which she tried and failed.

Turning to her boyfriend, she exclaimed, "I blame this on you!"

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Think about it.