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Fairportfan wrote:Monday: Two panic-stricken vampires trying to hid behind a Demon Shepherd who is a foot shorter than either of them...

Ah, interesting.

This is really a test to see how Monica will handle a Phix out for the kill.

She barely knows from Tsillah, and here she's bringing in a couple of total strangers.

But M knows what Phix is like when enraged, and on her turf. The right hand of Zeus put aside, and her own kind eaten whole.


Who can save Pratt & McBride now?


(It looks like them vamp girls are in a heap o' trouble... COMMERCIAL BREAK)

Dave wrote:

Kingmaker wrote:

Atomic wrote:And now, a word from our sponsor:

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Just remember, you don't have to run faster than the sphinx.

You just have to run faster than the vampire next to you.

You mean the one lying on the floor unconscious? That doesn't sound like much of a challenge...

Lights out Lucille

Thing is, Phix could kill Monica, and in the process of trying to "dispose properly of the remains", she re-spawns.







I'll let you all squick out to that.

jwhouk wrote:Thing is, Phix could kill Monica, and in the process of trying to "dispose properly of the remains", she re-spawns.

The astral fire would probably make her pretty spicy.

Do any of them ever discuss what their plans are for the day? It would keep them from constantly driving each other to the brink of madness.

shadowinthelight wrote:

jwhouk wrote:Thing is, Phix could kill Monica, and in the process of trying to "dispose properly of the remains", she re-spawns.

The astral fire would probably make her pretty spicy.

I was thinking "Tums, by the bushel-load."

HospitalDrone wrote:Do any of them ever discuss what their plans are for the day? It would keep them from constantly driving each other to the brink of madness.

But that wouldn't be any FUNNNNNN!

jwhouk wrote:Thing is, Phix could kill Monica, and in the process of trying to "dispose properly of the remains", she re-spawns.

And thus is born the Everlasting Snack. Willy Wonka may be interested in that.

Jabberwonky wrote:That's why they wear black suits...harder to detect the spills...

Great, now I hve diet coke all over my screen and keyboard. . again

HospitalDrone wrote:Do any of them ever discuss what their plans are for the day? It would keep them from constantly driving each other to the brink of madness.

Of course not. This is a large organization of individuals. Why would they ever talk to each other about plans. Look at the major players. Bradi - The Chess Master. Never lets even the fingers know what the hand is doing. Nudge - Even she doesn't know what she;ll do from moment to moment. Jin - Physco Chick. Afraid to tell any part of her for fear one of them will mess it up. Shelly - Solutions are demolish the wall. Bed - Hypersonic launch between nude jaunts at the lake in winter. Monica - Dietzel maybe the only one who can figure it all out as she really talks to no one else. Bia - Manipulative Bitch of all time and offical secert keeper of the titians. Do any of these look like they would even go to a weekly meeting to check plans? Heck they won't even read the memos or e-mail. Sure won't send any.

zachariah wrote:

HospitalDrone wrote:Do any of them ever discuss what their plans are for the day? It would keep them from constantly driving each other to the brink of madness.

Of course not. This is a large organization of individuals. Why would they ever talk to each other about plans. Look at the major players. Bradi - The Chess Master. Never lets even the fingers know what the hand is doing. Nudge - Even she doesn't know what she;ll do from moment to moment. Jin - Physco Chick. Afraid to tell any part of her for fear one of them will mess it up. Shelly - Solutions are demolish the wall. Bed - Hypersonic launch between nude jaunts at the lake in winter. Monica - Dietzel maybe the only one who can figure it all out as she really talks to no one else. Bia - Manipulative Bitch of all time and offical secert keeper of the titians. Do any of these look like they would even go to a weekly meeting to check plans? Heck they won't even read the memos or e-mail. Sure won't send any.

That's not Shelly, its Bud.

Yamara wrote:

Fairportfan wrote:Monday: Two panic-stricken vampires trying to hid behind a Demon Shepherd who is a foot shorter than either of them...

Ah, interesting.

This is really a test to see how Monica will handle a Phix out for the kill.

She barely knows from Tsillah, and here she's bringing in a couple of total strangers.

But M knows what Phix is like when enraged, and on her turf. The right hand of Zeus put aside, and her own kind eaten whole.


Who can save Pratt & McBride now?


(It looks like them vamp girls are in a heap o' trouble... COMMERCIAL BREAK)

This would be a good time for Brandy to show up. After all, they will be working for her. And it is likely that all Phix can do to her is chip one of her (Phix's) teeth.

My2Cents wrote:That's not Shelly, its Bud.

Nope it is Shelly. Remember the thrown engine block. While Bud does it too she is very careful about doing it since she helped torch half the world. Shelly isn't that careful anywhere from irritated up to PO'd.

zachariah wrote: Of course not. This is a large organization of individuals. Why would they ever talk to each other about plans. Look at the major players.

• Brandi - The Chess Master. Never lets even the fingers know what the hand is doing.
• Nudge - Even she doesn't know what she'll do from moment to moment.
• Jin - Psycho Chick. Afraid to tell any part of her for fear one of them will mess it up.
• Shelly - Solutions are demolish the wall using an 8-cylinder engine instead of a sledgehammer.
• Bud - Hypersonic launch between nude jaunts at the lake in winter.
• Monica - Dietzel maybe the only one who can figure it all out as she really talks to no one else.
• Bia - Manipulative Bitch of all time and official secret keeper of the Titans.

Do any of these look like they would even go to a weekly meeting to check plans? Heck they won't even read the memos or e-mail. Sure won't send any.

Fixed that. I'm gonna guess you posted using an iPhone/iPad/touch-screen device? This is one reason why I absolutely REFUSE to upgrade to Windows 8 unless forced to do so.

jwhouk wrote:I'm gonna guess you posted using an iPhone/iPad/touch-screen device? This is one reason why I absolutely REFUSE to degrade to Windows 8 unless forced to do so.

Fixed that for ya.

Windows 8 is ugly and its mama dresses it funny.

Fairportfan wrote:Windows 8 is ugly and its mama dresses it funny.

I agree 100%.

jwhouk wrote:

Fairportfan wrote:Windows 8 is ugly and its mama dresses it funny.

I agree 100%.

And who's suprised? They've done it before...

scantrontb wrote:

The Old Wolf wrote:Uh oh. Phix has an issue with vampires, and swooning is taking place!

all I'm seeing is a repeat of when Monica brought Katherine to the Library for the first time...

And the next week's worth of strips after that threw a bunch of Jaguar Girl foreshadowing at us. I never even noticed...

KnightDelight wrote:

jwhouk wrote:Thing is, Phix could kill Monica, and in the process of trying to "dispose properly of the remains", she re-spawns.

And thus is born the Everlasting Snack. Willy Wonka may be interested in that.

/rattles the pun jar, pay or we will have to deal with zombie pun jar.....