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Re: Come with ya 2016-07-20
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 6:39 am
by Alkarii
Meanwhile, I'm over here formulating a grand plan for world domination involving space hamsters, pound cakes, and giant kittens.
Re: Come with ya 2016-07-20
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:14 am
by lake_wrangler
Sgt. Howard wrote:(Having taken a scientific poll) "YES! I promise WAFFLES for EVERYONE!!!"
Even those who are allergic to them?
Maybe it's time I rethink my vote...
Re: Come with ya 2016-07-20
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 12:15 pm
by Sgt. Howard
lake_wrangler wrote:Sgt. Howard wrote:(Having taken a scientific poll) "YES! I promise WAFFLES for EVERYONE!!!"
Even those who are allergic to them?
Maybe it's time I rethink my vote...
(Studies the issue, does a few lighting polls [4 people involved] )- "Er... I may have miss-spoken... yes... that includes gluten, milk and egg-free waffles for those who have allergies. Free of allergens, toxins, MSG, range-free chickens, floor sweepings and flavor. HOWEVER- IF YOU
LIKE YOUR PANCAKES, YOU CAN
KEEP YOUR PANCAKES!!!"
Re: Come with ya 2016-07-20
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:15 pm
by Hansontoons
Typeminer wrote:
Groatcakes for me! Heavy on the 30-weight!
Be sure to use your entrenching tool!
(Surprised Dave hasn't commented on this one! He's one of the three or four Firesigners in the forum.)
Re: Come with ya 2016-07-20
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 10:48 pm
by Dave
Hansontoons wrote:Typeminer wrote:
Groatcakes for me! Heavy on the 30-weight!
Be sure to use your entrenching tool!
(Surprised Dave hasn't commented on this one! He's one of the three or four Firesigners in the forum.)
Hey, it's a teff life... I was injera'ed in the line of duty.
Re: Come with ya 2016-07-20
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 12:04 am
by Sgt. Howard
Dave wrote:Hansontoons wrote:Typeminer wrote:
Groatcakes for me! Heavy on the 30-weight!
Be sure to use your entrenching tool!
(Surprised Dave hasn't commented on this one! He's one of the three or four Firesigners in the forum.)
Hey, it's a teff life... I was injera'ed in the line of duty.
Spraining your tongue on a difficult pun does NOT count...
Re: Come with ya 2016-07-20
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 8:59 am
by AnotherFairportfan
Hansontoons wrote:Typeminer wrote:
Groatcakes for me! Heavy on the 30-weight!
Be sure to use your entrenching tool!
(Surprised Dave hasn't commented on this one! He's one of the three or four Firesigners in the forum.)
...but we're all on the same bus...
Re: Come with ya 2016-07-20
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:04 am
by Alkarii
Are you sure? I don't know if we can all fit on the short bus...
Re: Come with ya 2016-07-20
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:17 am
by AnotherFairportfan
Alkarii wrote:Are you sure? I don't know if we can all fit on the short bus...
Bozo
Re: Come with ya 2016-07-20
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:22 am
by Dave
Alkarii wrote:Are you sure? I don't know if we can all fit on the short bus...
It's easy. Just remember to inflate your shoes before leaving the bus, and follow the yellow rubber line to the Funway.
(Re Firesign: one technical hack of which I remain insanely proud, is a Firesign Theatre / Monty Python crossover. The cryptographic key which is used to "sign" software for all of the high-definition TiVo DVRs is named "... the porridge bird...", and the very long prime number used as part of the key incorporates the text of the pseudo-German "Funniest Joke In The World" which supposedly kills anyone who hears and understand it... they laugh themselves to death. Both of these strings can be read if you dump out the TiVo boot ROM image... which people have done when attempting to bypass the software security measures. My message was sort of "Hello there, young barefoot programmer Clem! Caught you looking! I know why you're here.. you're trying to take control of Doctor Memory. You're dead, unless you can roll the 20-sided dice and win a saving throw against a giggle attack.")