Sgt. Howard wrote:"Displaying' and 'brandishing' are two different issues- but I am not sure I understand what constitutes 'brandishing' a boob...
Your comment made me think of the brandishing skills of the Condor Club's own Carol Doda, who passed away just 3 weeks ago on November 9. A moment of silence, please.
When my daughters were little, we had driven down Broadway past her famous neon sign- Rebekah, then six years old, pointed and squealed "WONDER WOMAN!"
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 10:35 pm
by lake_wrangler
Dave wrote:
GlytchMeister wrote:Istanbul sounds like a great venue for Wapsi hijinks... The Hagia Sophia could be a Lanthian doohickey in disguise or something...
. A portal door to Somewhere, perhaps?
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Or the Yerebatan Cistern could have something weird and spooky in it...
A bust of Medusa, maybe?
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These are photos from our trip there in 2006... I assume they're still there today...
My thoughts on seeing those two photos:
top one - Wow, the Wardrobe to Narnia sure got some major upgrades!
Bottom photo - The Face Of Bo!
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:30 am
by AnotherFairportfan
Dr. Otter wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:"Displaying' and 'brandishing' are two different issues- but I am not sure I understand what constitutes 'brandishing' a boob...
Your comment made me think of the brandishing skills of the Condor Club's own Carol Doda, who passed away just 3 weeks ago on November 9. A moment of silence, please.
Huh. I thought she had died some time ago.
She has a walk-on in the Monkees' Very Strange Movie, Head - listed on the cast as "Sally Silicone"...
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 8:20 am
by Gyrrakavian
Dave wrote:
Gyrrakavian wrote:
Or Derinkuyu, Ankor Wat, or Yonaguni.
Though, Atsali might have to turn sideways to get through any doorways at the first two.
Derinkuyu is certainly a possibility... and you're right, the passages are often claustrophobically narrow. Atsali in her full-sized raptor morph wouldn't be able to get through the doors at all, no matter how she turned.
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Angkor Wat and Yonaguni would be interesting places for a Lanthian-related visit, but not this week. They're in the wrong country for a visit on this particular Thursday.
Is there any reason to avoid Cambodia and Japan this week? I don't really follow the news.
Also, thanks for the spelling catch on "Angkor Wat".
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:18 am
by Dave
Gyrrakavian wrote:
Dave wrote:Angkor Wat and Yonaguni would be interesting places for a Lanthian-related visit, but not this week. They're in the wrong country for a visit on this particular Thursday.
Is there any reason to avoid Cambodia and Japan this week? I don't really follow the news.
There's no particular reason to avoid those countries this week.
However, it would be more appropriate for the gang to go to Ankara or Istanbul or Derinkuyu on Thursday.
It's Turkey day, y'know.
(Stuffs some sage advice into the Pun Jar)
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:01 pm
by Jabberwonky
Dave wrote:
Gyrrakavian wrote:
Dave wrote:Angkor Wat and Yonaguni would be interesting places for a Lanthian-related visit, but not this week. They're in the wrong country for a visit on this particular Thursday.
Is there any reason to avoid Cambodia and Japan this week? I don't really follow the news.
There's no particular reason to avoid those countries this week.
However, it would be more appropriate for the gang to go to Ankara or Istanbul or Derinkuyu on Thursday.
It's Turkey day, y'know.
(Stuffs some sage advice into the Pun Jar)
Mmm, I love the aroma of sage when I get advice...
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:24 pm
by GlytchMeister
I'm pretty sure making a pun with your payment voids the transaction...
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:40 pm
by DinkyInky
Sgt. Howard wrote:They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.
I am currently applying as an inspector...
*smacks you with a pair of frozen mackerel*
Cut that out. I already can't afford them as is.
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:55 pm
by Jabberwonky
DinkyInky wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.
GlytchMeister wrote:I'm pretty sure making a pun with your payment voids the transaction...
I was under the impression that pun-jar payments are exempt from the pun-jar rule. (I hope so... otherwise I'm several payments in arrears.)
With this crowd, we need to be careful about infinite loops.
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:43 pm
by Julie
DinkyInky wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.
I am currently applying as an inspector...
*smacks you with a pair of frozen mackerel*
Cut that out. I already can't afford them as is.
*hands Dinky a "No taxation without representation" sign* Join the fight! I'll carry the "I'll register mine if you'll register yours" sign.
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 8:07 pm
by Hansontoons
DinkyInky wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.
I am currently applying as an inspector...
*smacks you with a pair of frozen mackerel*
Cut that out. I already can't afford them as is.
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:02 pm
by Gyrrakavian
Dave wrote:
Gyrrakavian wrote:
Dave wrote:Angkor Wat and Yonaguni would be interesting places for a Lanthian-related visit, but not this week. They're in the wrong country for a visit on this particular Thursday.
Is there any reason to avoid Cambodia and Japan this week? I don't really follow the news.
There's no particular reason to avoid those countries this week.
However, it would be more appropriate for the gang to go to Ankara or Istanbul or Derinkuyu on Thursday.
It's Turkey day, y'know.
(Stuffs some sage advice into the Pun Jar)
Wah~wah~wah~waaaaah
Right, forgot about that when asking.
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:13 am
by TazManiac
Julie wrote:...
*hands Dinky a "No taxation without representation" sign* Join the fight! I'll carry the "I'll register mine if you'll register yours" sign.
And then there is the corresponding avoidance of knocking one's male-self into the dusty dirt;
'Don't Tread on Me'...
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:10 am
by DinkyInky
Julie wrote:
DinkyInky wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.
I am currently applying as an inspector...
*smacks you with a pair of frozen mackerel*
Cut that out. I already can't afford them as is.
*hands Dinky a "No taxation without representation" sign* Join the fight! I'll carry the "I'll register mine if you'll register yours" sign.
*marches to the beat of a very different drummer*
Let's go!
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:47 am
by TazManiac
PS- I had meant to make mention of this earlier, but seem to have forgotten;
Notice Atsali's bemused suffrage of the Big Busty Hug that is inevitable given the impulsive nature of Lil' D's emotive excitement.
Juuuuust kinda wait'n for it to be over, aaaany second now...
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:17 pm
by oldmanmickey
Julie wrote:
DinkyInky wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.
I am currently applying as an inspector...
*smacks you with a pair of frozen mackerel*
Cut that out. I already can't afford them as is.
*hands Dinky a "No taxation without representation" sign* Join the fight! I'll carry the "I'll register mine if you'll register yours" sign.
Sits down with popcorn to watch the parade.
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:48 pm
by Catawampus
DilyV wrote:I get the feeling this will be a short week being as it's thanksgiving... It's entirely possible we'll get today Tuesday and Wednesday, then possibly nothing till the following Monday... As much as it pains US, Paul is entitled to his holidays too.
Or else tomorrow we'll all find that the website is down, representing Devyn's peculiar reality-warping powers having gone out of control in her panic and breaking the universe.
Jabberwonky wrote:Mmm, I love the aroma of sage when I get advice...
I wonder what Justin would have to say about that.
Julie wrote:*hands Dinky a "No taxation without representation" sign* Join the fight! I'll carry the "I'll register mine if you'll register yours" sign.
I hear that it can indeed be quite taxing to haul those things around all day.
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 2:40 am
by TazManiac
Catawampus wrote:
I hear that it can indeed be quite taxing to haul those things around all day.
<insert 'Happy to Help share the Load' or other seemingly witty reply>
Re: Busted! 2015-11-23
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 9:23 am
by DinkyInky
TazManiac wrote:
Julie wrote:...
*hands Dinky a "No taxation without representation" sign* Join the fight! I'll carry the "I'll register mine if you'll register yours" sign.
And then there is the corresponding avoidance of knocking one's male-self into the dusty dirt;
I'll carry the "I'll register mine if you'll register yours" sign.