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MerchManDan wrote: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/bedtime-snack/

Now, see, Thats Monica...

MerchManDan wrote:...what's this? A somewhat-convoluted setup, NOT followed by a groan-inducing pun?? I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.

Well, it might be a subtle and even-more-convoluted setup for something quite evil... some sort of really dreadful pun which will appear out of nowhere, cannot be un-read, and which will require you to skin yourself alive in order to stop remembering it.

That pun could be lurking, just waiting... waiting for you to decide that there is no such pun... waiting until you think you're safe... waiting to spring out and savage you when you least expect it.

Naah. I'm sure that's not it. Nothing to worry about.

Sleep well.

Dave wrote:

MerchManDan wrote:...what's this? A somewhat-convoluted setup, NOT followed by a groan-inducing pun?? I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.

Well, it might be a subtle and even-more-convoluted setup for something quite evil... some sort of really dreadful pun which will appear out of nowhere, cannot be un-read, and which will require you to skin yourself alive in order to stop remembering it.

That pun could be lurking, just waiting... waiting for you to decide that there is no such pun... waiting until you think you're safe... waiting to spring out and savage you when you least expect it.

Naah. I'm sure that's not it. Nothing to worry about.

Sleep well.

I just found out that the season on punsters in Okanogan County is year 'round and there's no bag limit.... I'll stick to limericks...

Sgt. Howard wrote:I just found out that the season on punsters in Okanogan County is year 'round and there's no bag limit.... I'll stick to limericks...

You think killing a punster is sufficient to stop him?

it must be nice, to be so young and innocent!

Dave wrote:

Sgt. Howard wrote:I just found out that the season on punsters in Okanogan County is year 'round and there's no bag limit.... I'll stick to limericks...

You think killing a punster is sufficient to stop him?

it must be nice, to be so young and innocent!

Hey, I don't shoot punsters- they are their own PUNishment... I'm just saying what the locals do when they are not doing their sisters and cousins...

Dave wrote:

MerchManDan wrote:...what's this? A somewhat-convoluted setup, NOT followed by a groan-inducing pun?? I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.

Well, it might be a subtle and even-more-convoluted setup for something quite evil... some sort of really dreadful pun which will appear out of nowhere, cannot be un-read, and which will require you to skin yourself alive in order to stop remembering it.

That pun could be lurking, just waiting... waiting for you to decide that there is no such pun... waiting until you think you're safe... waiting to spring out and savage you when you least expect it.

Naah. I'm sure that's not it. Nothing to worry about.

Sleep well.

Typing some words, using adverbs,
Dave tortures us with what he posts.
Bad puns ahead, bad puns behind,
And you know that nausea just crossed my mind!

With apologies to the Grateful Dead.

I feel a Bad Pun Arising
I feel a Bad Pun on the way

Aw, dont go out tonight,
it's bound to take your life,
Theres a Bad Pun on the rise...

TazManiac wrote:I feel a Bad Pun Arising
I feel a Bad Pun on the way

Aw, dont go out tonight,
it's bound to take your life,
Theres a Bad Pun on the rise...

AaaaAAaaa, ah! AaaaAaaa, ah!
Dave comes from the land of the pun, you know,
Cranks them out by the ton and posts for show.
The hammer of his words will drive our wits insane,
Fighting back tears, laughing and crying please have you no shame!

Sorry, Jimmy Page.