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Nope.

oh...dear... my sarcasm detector is goin crazy!!!! never mind bad editing of quotes, they lost the sarcasm tag...

Hansontoons, some time soon you will hear, faintly in the distance, the deep, all-consuming rumble of the Pun Jar. Buildings will shake, objects will clatter, and the ground will tremble as it moves ever closer toward you. Nothing will stand in it's way - not distance, not time, not armor, nor a fortress. It's coming for you. And you have no one to blame but yourself.

Atomic wrote:Hansontoons, some time soon you will hear, faintly in the distance, the deep, all-consuming rumble of the Pun Jar. Buildings will shake, objects will clatter, and the ground will tremble as it moves ever closer toward you. Nothing will stand in it's way - not distance, not time, not armor, nor a fortress. It's coming for you. And you have no one to blame but yourself.

No worries! I signed up with PunPal long ago, the quick and easy way to atone for that which I unleash on the unsuspecting populace.

Just the same, I'll hold back on the story of Rhavi Ole, the Persian/Norwegian chef of great renown.

Hansontoons wrote: No worries! I signed up with PunPal long ago, the quick and easy way to atone for that which I unleash on the unsuspecting populace.

well just send it right here....

illiad wrote:

Hansontoons wrote: No worries! I signed up with PunPal long ago, the quick and easy way to atone for that which I unleash on the unsuspecting populace.

well just send it right here....

Already there!

Hansontoons wrote:

illiad wrote:

Hansontoons wrote: No worries! I signed up with PunPal long ago, the quick and easy way to atone for that which I unleash on the unsuspecting populace.

well just send it right here....

Already there!

BUT do remember that time runs differently in the wapsiverse!! we don't want the punjar getting angry, just because it missed a notification !! :E

An offering in the current 'affected' thread will keep it happy, and guys like 'Atomic' will keep it calm...

Ok. One steamin' hot pan of Italian Enchiladas coming right up. Will even offer a side of Groat Clusters, MMmmmm good! And iffn someone could recommend a nice wine to go with it, I will follow up with an additional donation.

And no joke about the enchiladas, mix spaghetti sauce with browned sausage, place healthy spoonful of mix onto a tortilla, roll to make enchilada, arrange them in pan, cover with additional sauce and cheese of choice, cover and bake. Easy and satisfying!

I ordered enchiladas once at a dyslexic restaurant. They had four legs, spines, and chased ants. Their little beady eyes and tiny nose looked cute, though.

The petting zoo next door was even weirder.

There is a story about a Swedish sailor and Italian food...

Fairportfan wrote:There is a story about a Swedish sailor and Italian food...

Your new Avatar of Castela running, you should be doing the same.

In the immortal words of T. F. Gumby, "My brain hurts..."

I warned you i was gonna...

Fairportfan wrote:I warned you i was gonna...

You kept to your word, marking you as a mensch. good for you.

I give you folks my best shaggy dog story ever ... and nobody even hates me!

I feel unloved.

Fairportfan wrote:I give you folks my best shaggy dog story ever ... and nobody even hates me!

I feel unloved.

ah you poor dear!!! methinks many are just overloaded by the previous sarcasm, to see the sense in your tale....

Fairportfan wrote:I give you folks my best shaggy dog story ever ... and nobody even hates me!

I feel unloved.

It's just that most people may still be reeling, numb and drooling...

I've been hearing The Ballad of Ole Swenson in my head off and on since reading my way through your BSDS.

"King of de great north voods!"

Please, make it stopppppppppp!

And if I knew how to do the link-y thing, I'd share it with you!

You mean this?

Fairportfan wrote:You mean this?

Yah, dat be it!

My eyesight is beginning to clear!

Fairportfan wrote:You mean this?

Hm, first chorus I heard "Davey, Davey Crockett, king of the wild frontier!"

And if it's a parody, it doesn't violate copyright!

Catawampus wrote:

scantrontb wrote:too bad we haven't figured out how to make a cash WITHDRAW from the pun jar yet... oh well...

Antipuns?

(Historical Fact* of the Day: Antipun was the very grammatical yet highly unpopular king of Galilee from 11:42 AM to 7:58 PM on June 23rd, 39 AD. Followed in the succession by his much more popular brother, Antipasta.)



*Given certain very specific and kinda dubious meanings of the word "fact"

Wasn't Antipasta later eaten at a very memorable banquet in Rome?