Running Late 2013-10-28

[illiad]

So a grown-up Castela walks into a bar and the bartender says:
"I know you. You're that lady who's made of string. Well, we don't serve strings here."
Castela says, "That's not right. You can't do that. Besides, I'm a vine."
Bartender says, "Vine, string, whatever. You have to leave."
And Castela leaves, but paces angrily up and down the sidewalk, finally noticing that she's not only coming undone, but that her ends are unraveled and her middle is all tangled up. She scrunch scrunch scrunches back into the bar, and the bartender says:
"Say ... aren't you that string?"
"No," Castela says. "I'm a frayed knot."

well I think the due response is this..... :/

[zachariah]

So a grown-up Castela walks into a bar and the bartender says:
"I know you. You're that lady who's made of string. Well, we don't serve strings here."
Castela says, "That's not right. You can't do that. Besides, I'm a vine."
Bartender says, "Vine, string, whatever. You have to leave."
And Castela leaves, but paces angrily up and down the sidewalk, finally noticing that she's not only coming undone, but that her ends are unraveled and her middle is all tangled up. She scrunch scrunch scrunches back into the bar, and the bartender says:
"Say ... aren't you that string?"
"No," Castela says. "I'm a frayed knot."

Reasonable story pun. The board usually goes with quickies usually. You do need an pun jar account and use the long pun fee schedule. If the pun jar is ignored it's robotic fee collector will find you and stomp on your dictionary. We call it pun-jar the element boy.

Drops one crossed eyed caterpillar into the jar. (This is from the obscure pun fee schedule)

[Badeyes]

Holy cow, how have I never commented on here before now???
I do believe that we've had to add a couple dimensions to the Pun Vault repository thanks to today.

[scantrontb]

What the heck IS Pickle, anyway? What sort of animal / plant hybrid could result in THIS???

Yep!, them thar Krynoid's be cute little buggers when they's small... it's when they get older when's y'all got's ta' watch out!

[bmonk]

When Castela falls apart, she really falls apart, doesn't she?

On the other hand, she's probably going to be used to her life unraveling.

Next thing you know, Kath will be objecting that her girls are growing like weeds.

[kingklash]

So a grown-up Castela walks into a bar and the bartender says:
"I know you. You're that lady who's made of string. Well, we don't serve strings here."
Castela says, "That's not right. You can't do that. Besides, I'm a vine."
Bartender says, "Vine, string, whatever. You have to leave."
And Castela leaves, but paces angrily up and down the sidewalk, finally noticing that she's not only coming undone, but that her ends are unraveled and her middle is all tangled up. She scrunch scrunch scrunches back into the bar, and the bartender says:
"Say ... aren't you that string?"
"No," Castela says. "I'm a frayed knot."

A grown-up Castela is a awesome concept to think about! I hope the Square, and us readers, stick around long enough to see that!

[Mark N]

At least we now know what was happening when Atsali made Castela cry, she was coming apart.