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Alkarii wrote:I haven't even clicked the link, but so far, that makes two thoughts float around in my head.

One: That's some serious mad scientist shit right there.

Two: What happens if you eat it?

Oh my god, what would happen if Popeye ate it?!

See, the difference between yer average person and yer average Spark can be elegantly summarized here... Whereas a normal person would think "OMG, what would happen if Popeye ate it?" In a fearful tone, as if recoiling from the mere possibility of such a thing...

A mad scientist would go "OOOH! I wonder what'll happen when I feed it to Popeye?" And immediately proceed to do exactly just that, all the while sporting a madboy grin and scrawling notes in a notebook.

Alkarii wrote:I haven't even clicked the link, but so far, that makes two thoughts float around in my head.

One: That's some serious mad scientist shit right there.

Two: What happens if you eat it?

Oh my god, what would happen if Popeye ate it?!

Exactly my thoughts before i read the article.

It lights up, you know.

GlytchMeister wrote:See, the difference between yer average person and yer average Spark can be elegantly summarized here... Whereas a normal person would think "OMG, what would happen if Popeye ate it?" In a fearful tone, as if recoiling from the mere possibility of such a thing...

A mad scientist would go "OOOH! I wonder what'll happen when I feed it to Popeye?" And immediately proceed to do exactly just that, all the while sporting a madboy grin and scrawling notes in a notebook.

AnotherFairportfan wrote:Exactly my thoughts before i read the article.

It lights up, you know.

So, we're talking about glow-in-the-dark sailors here?

'Twould be a good match for a classic olive-oil lamp.

If you read my post again, you'll notice that I didn't say it was a bad idea...

Alkarii wrote:If you read my post again, you'll notice that I didn't say it was a bad idea...

Nor me

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AnotherFairportfan wrote:

Alkarii wrote:Oh my god, what would happen if Popeye ate it?!

It lights up, you know.

So does Popeye. At least, he used to.

Often wondered what he's smoking, though.

Typeminer wrote:

AnotherFairportfan wrote:

Alkarii wrote:Oh my god, what would happen if Popeye ate it?!

It lights up, you know.

So does Popeye. At least, he used to.

Often wondered what he's smoking, though.

Longbottom Leaf, Old Toby, Southern Star, or Southlinch would be my guess.

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I believe the operative phrase here is 'shut up and take my money'.

Also, best representation of Popeye I've seen in quite some time. Almost reminds me of Higgs, third-class Airman.

ShneekeyTheLost wrote:Almost reminds me of Higgs, third-class Airman.

That's Higgs, Airman Third Class. Nothing about Higgs himself is third-class.

AmriloJim wrote:

ShneekeyTheLost wrote:Almost reminds me of Higgs, third-class Airman.

That's Higgs, Airman Third Class. Nothing about Higgs himself is third-class.

And he is on his way to Paris {bringing Captain Vole} to explain to some people that he firmly disapproves of their recent actions.

If they run RIGHT NOW, they may have a slender chance for survival.

Nah. They'll just die tired.

Popeye's probably smoking a the same thing that gets rolled in a Jeffrey...

Alkarii wrote:Popeye's probably smoking a the same thing that gets rolled in a Jeffrey...

You know, if you dry out spinach leaves, they burn quite readily... just sayin'...

And yea, someone dun goofed, Higgs is... angry. And you won't like him when he's angry.

Actually, I find it rather ironic. Vole taking the role of Hulk, Higgs taking the role of Popeye. Only this time, they're both hunting the same prey. I'd almost feel sorry for the Geisterdammen... almost.

ShneekeyTheLost wrote:Vole taking the role of Hulk, Higgs taking the role of Popeye. Only this time, they're both hunting the same prey. I'd almost feel sorry for the Geisterdammen... almost.

Shrdlu: "Etaoin!"

Etaoin: "Shrdlu!"

Higgs: "Qwert you, @#$%^&*!"

They actually spelt it "Eotain"

AnotherFairportfan wrote:They actually spelt it "Eotain"

Heh. Good catch. I didn't check the comic.

Some days, I don't know how I keep my proofreading license.

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