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				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:39 pm
				by Dave
				I was a bad boy again today.
My office-mate was complaining about having to [re]invent a network protocol system which was capable of doing high-resolution network packet time measurement.  We've had a good one in use here for several years (measuring transit times between servers) but the underlying protocol project has been "deprecated" by management.  We have no head-count for maintaining or improving it, and are going to be closing down support and telling its customers to find a different solution.  He's one of the abandoned customers.
Dan said that he was going to call the new protocol "Dickens", after the famous quote "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."  He also commented that "everything old, is new again".
I told him that his comments reminded me of a little bit of news that was in the science press recently.  It turns out that the very same herbs which were found to have been used for ritual purposes by the ancient Egyptians, are still in use for making food today. The Egyptians used certain herbs when doing sacrifices to their goddess of cats, that are used in Germany today to make flavored sausage.
It was the thymes of Bast, it was the thymes of wurst.
			 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:36 pm
				by Typeminer
				^ I don't look in here for how long. And then that's waiting for me.  

 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 3:59 pm
				by Atomic
				I have a stomach ache now.
At least they're not using cats in sausage.  I hope they're not.
			 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:11 pm
				by lake_wrangler
				How many ADHD people does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's go ride our bikes!
			 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 12:44 pm
				by lake_wrangler
				A friend of mine showed me this, several years ago...
Can you decipher this?
M R DUCKS.
M R KNOT!
O S M R.
L I B... M R DUCKS!
			 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 4:11 pm
				by Warrl
				Cibili derego fortibus inaro.
Demain busus demes trux. Summit cousinemen summit dux.
			 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 5:08 pm
				by lake_wrangler
				Imagine reading those letters with a heavy southern accent...
			 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 6:42 pm
				by Dave
				If it was a really heavy southern accent, they'd be penguins, not ducks.
			 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 8:44 pm
				by lake_wrangler
				Dave wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 6:42 pm
If it was a 
really heavy southern accent, they'd be penguins, not ducks.
 
- Whoa. This is heavy.
= There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
OK, so maybe not 
quite that heavy a southern accent...  
 
 
My only concern/question now, is whether to actually spell it out or not, for anyone else who might not have caught on...
 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 8:44 pm
				by lake_wrangler
				Warrl wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 4:11 pm
Cibili derego fortibus inaro.
Demain busus demes trux. Summit cousinemen summit dux.
 
I admit, I can't figure this out, though...
 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 9:24 pm
				by TazManiac
				A, B! 
C D Puppies?
It goes on like that...
L!, M N O Puppies....
			 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 10:14 pm
				by Atomic
				A Roman ruin was found -- a square block, waist high, with two iron rings fastened to either side near the top.  On the face was the inscription:
TOTIE
HORS
ESTO
What was it?
			 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 1:06 am
				by Dave
				Atomic wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 10:14 pm
A Roman ruin was found -- a square block, waist high, with two iron rings fastened to either side near the top.  On the face was the inscription:
TOTIE
HORS
ESTO
What was it?
 
An anachronism... possibly a joke by The Doctor.
("To tie horse to" in English, on a Roman ruin, suggests that Ulglossen has been playing around with paradomensional time flows again.  Extra points for anyone who can identify that particular reference...) 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 3:26 pm
				by Warrl
				Yeah - why would a Roman ruin have an inscription in that language?
			 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 3:55 pm
				by Atomic
				To Tie Horses To
			 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 9:10 pm
				by Hansontoons
				lake_wrangler wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 12:44 pm
A friend of mine showed me this, several years ago...
Can you decipher this?
M R DUCKS.
M R KNOT!
O S M R.
L I B... M R DUCKS!
 
But, why a duck?
10 points for movie reference.
(BTW, there is a children's book "C D B!" that is full of those riddles.)
 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 9:13 pm
				by Hansontoons
				Warrl wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 4:11 pm
Cibili derego fortibus inaro.
Demain busus demes trux. Summit cousinemen summit dux.
 
Quando omni flunkus, moritati. 
5 points for what show this is from.
 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 2:48 pm
				by Atomic
				Tsk, tsk...
Civilli, si ergo,
Fortibus es inaro.
Nobili, deus trux.
Vadis indem?  Forti dux!
			 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 5:37 pm
				by jwhouk
				Semper ubi sub ubi.
			 
			
					
				Re: Bad Jokes II
				Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 10:34 pm
				by Alkarii
				I'd tell y'all a coronavirus joke, but someone will probably spread it around...