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Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:58 pm
by Atomic
Typeminer wrote:
AmriloJim wrote:I also find it apropos that MGM tells us how to pronounce "Kerr."
I find it both embarrassing and amusing that I always thought it rhymed with Herr. :oops: :mrgreen:
Clark Gable (rhymes with gabb-lee)

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:41 pm
by jwhouk
Just Old Al wrote:Y'see Thor, it's like this.

Our friend Joe is a man of many convictions - and one of the things he stands strongly against is eating other humans. As a matter of fact, his confreres in the anti-cannibalism field refer to him as...

{Deep breath}

The Inedible Houk.


Hence the similarity.
...how long have you been waiting to use that? :oops: :lol:

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:42 am
by Just Old Al
jwhouk wrote:
Just Old Al wrote:Y'see Thor, it's like this.

Our friend Joe is a man of many convictions - and one of the things he stands strongly against is eating other humans. As a matter of fact, his confreres in the anti-cannibalism field refer to him as...

{Deep breath}

The Inedible Houk.


Hence the similarity.
...how long have you been waiting to use that? :oops: :lol:
Completely spur of the moment...

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:54 pm
by Typeminer
Just Old Al wrote:
jwhouk wrote:
...how long have you been waiting to use that? :oops: :lol:
Completely spur of the moment...
Spontaneity is the key. Once you can fake that, you've got it nailed. :mrgreen:

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 5:57 pm
by Just Old Al
Typeminer wrote:
Just Old Al wrote:
jwhouk wrote:
...how long have you been waiting to use that? :oops: :lol:
Completely spur of the moment...
Spontaneity is the key. Once you can fake that, you've got it nailed. :mrgreen:
I said it was spur of the moment! Stop horsing around!

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:00 pm
by Typeminer
^ :mrgreen:

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 6:11 pm
by jwhouk
(Off-screen)

DAISY: There are some days I wonder why I married you...

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:25 pm
by FreeFlier
jwhouk wrote:...how long have you been waiting to use that? :oops: :lol:
Just Old Al wrote:Completely spur of the moment...
Typeminer wrote:Spontaneity is the key. Once you can fake that, you've got it nailed. :mrgreen:
Just Old Al wrote:I said it was spur of the moment! Stop horsing around!
He's just harnessing the spontaneity . . . you can trace the effort.

/drops a singletree in the pun jar/

--FreeFlier

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:45 pm
by lake_wrangler
FreeFlier wrote:
jwhouk wrote:...how long have you been waiting to use that? :oops: :lol:
Just Old Al wrote:Completely spur of the moment...
Typeminer wrote:Spontaneity is the key. Once you can fake that, you've got it nailed. :mrgreen:
Just Old Al wrote:I said it was spur of the moment! Stop horsing around!
He's just harnessing the spontaneity . . . you can trace the effort.

/drops a singletree in the pun jar/

--FreeFlier
And here I thought that the best yokes were the shortest ones... You guys really need to rein it in...

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:00 am
by FreeFlier
jwhouk wrote:...how long have you been waiting to use that? :oops: :lol:
Just Old Al wrote:Completely spur of the moment...
Typeminer wrote:Spontaneity is the key. Once you can fake that, you've got it nailed. :mrgreen:
Just Old Al wrote:I said it was spur of the moment! Stop horsing around!
FreeFlier wrote:He's just harnessing the spontaneity . . . you can trace the effort.

/drops a singletree in the pun jar/
lake_wrangler wrote:And here I thought that the best yokes were the shortest ones... You guys really need to rein it in...
Are you asking us to halter this?

/drops a bottle of Mane and Tail in the pun jar/

--FreeFlier

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:03 am
by Atomic
lake_wrangler wrote:And here I thought that the best yokes were the shortest ones... You guys really need to rein it in...
Two horses, one crupper?

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 2:24 am
by Dave
FreeFlier wrote:Are you asking us to halter this?
Hercule Poirot wrote:Oh, you Americans... you make my little grey cells hurt. You never vill learn ze proper terminology. You insist on calling it ze halter, while ze rest of ze world calls it ze bra.

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:05 am
by FreeFlier
Don't get bit-ter about it.

--FreeFlier

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 3:37 pm
by Opus the Poet
I have t vote neigh to any more horse jokes

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 4:17 pm
by TazManiac
(a couple of hours ago, when I'd first read these most recent entries a brand new song [as far as I know...] started to germinate in my head, unbidden)

"Polish Those Spurs, Real Bright, now Darl'n... "

Thats not quite it, but close. I should have written it down.

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:46 am
by lake_wrangler
The relative slow pace of this horse and wagon conversation is enough to make a young buck bored...

Then again, put them on a stage, coach them a little, and you might get a play out of it... It'll send tongues waggin'.... Just make sure to axle them nicely... But try as you might, you'll always end up with a few sulkies who don't play nice with others...

Good luck harnessing their unbridled enthusiasm!

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:10 am
by Atomic
The Pun Jar doesn't like it when y'all clop like that....

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:28 am
by FreeFlier
And here I thought it was a shoe-in . . .

--FreeFlier

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:53 pm
by lake_wrangler
Maybe we should high tail it out of here, before the pun jar comes a calling...

The pun jar: beware of imitations... Wheel the real pun jar stand up?

Or maybe I spoke too soon? I don't see what all the hubbub is all about, anyway...

Is the pun jar female? Then nothing would get past her, no, nothing. Gallop polls are divided, about this. Withers or not you believe me, that's another story...


*Deposits a complete set of plastic "Far West" figurines into the pun jar, to atone for previous misdeeds...*

Re: Need To Talk 2107-11-30

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:17 pm
by Atomic
I swear -- y'all don't know just what will happen if you Trigger the Pun Jar....

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