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...I think I may have woken the sleeping giant...

TazManiac wrote:"Fifty Ways to Smother Timmy..."

Now, where did I put Paul Simon's phone number, or wait, no; Weird Al Yankovic's!

Would have worked just as well (or even better) if Paul had chosen to write Timothy as another aviform.

♫ Fifty Ways to Moosh your Plover... ♫

(drops a large bag of birdseed into the Pun Jar)

... somebody mention my name?

You know I really have no handle I confess
adolescent sexuality is treacherous at best
but the urge is still to have his face stuffed between my breasts-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-
There is this boy that his attention I approve,
even though I'm not too sure just what should be a prudent move,
bottom line is- I want his nose between my boobs-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-

I'm not as 'ample' as some other girls I see
and with that much competition I should really leave it be
just throw in the towel.... but you know that isn't me-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-
- fifty ways to smother Timmy-

Stuff him into your rack, Jaque,
Show him you are a girl, Pearl,
Snuggle up to his face, Stace-
and just listen to me-
Have him snuzzel your blouse, Mouse,
no-one else in the whole house....
let him smell your sweat, Bett-
and see if he breaths...

I must admit this is a different point of view,
the facts I know about it all are relatively few,
and despite the risk- it's what I want to do-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-

I can imagine all the things that might transpire,
and the curiosity that this bold action might inspire,
and if unsupervised- we just might light a fire-
there must be - fifty ways to smother Timmy-
- fifty ways to smother Timmy-

Stuff him into your rack, Jaque,
Show him you are a girl, Pearl,
Snuggle up to his face, Stace-
and just listen to me-
Have him snuzzel your blouse, Mouse,
no-one else in the whole house....
let him smell your sweat, Bett-
and see if he breaths...

Stuff him into your rack, Jaque,
Show him you are a girl, Pearl,
Snuggle up to his face, Stace-
and just listen to me-
Have him snuzzel your blouse, Mouse,
no-one else in the whole house....
let him smell your sweat, Bett-
and see if he breaths...

jwhouk wrote:...I think I may have woken the sleeping giant...

Yup. I think you may have to buy the next round of earworm bleach.

now there's a tune... link to video???

Damnit Sarge...not again!

I bow completely to your filkiness.

Now, I'd suggest you do something before Mr. Simon comes calling...

jwhouk wrote:I bow completely to your filkiness.

Now, I'd suggest you do something before Mr. Simon comes calling...

I'm hiding in my bunker...

Sgt. Howard wrote:

jwhouk wrote:I bow completely to your filkiness.

Now, I'd suggest you do something before Mr. Simon comes calling...

I'm hiding in my bunker...

I thought Shneekey was supposed to be the Filky Bard...

jwhouk wrote:I bow completely to your filkiness.

Now, I'd suggest you do something before Mr. Simon comes calling...

One man's spieling is another man's horror. . .

Well done, well done- btw;

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