Busted! 2015-11-23

[scantrontb]

And for the sake of decency, they will be required to have a concealed carry permit, as well as be required to actually conceal them (as best they can, of course...)

and do you want to see how fast Devyn will have her Uncle on that case?? you KNOW she doesn't like the whole "body-shaming" angle to things like this, and you know darn well that if you had to get REGISTERED "JUST" because you had big boobs... and you KNOW she's going to be considering it from that angle.... uh uh... "I" sure as heck don't want to be anywhere NEAR Griffon High when she finds out about it

[AmriloJim]

I'm not going to comment, because I don't think there's any way to save face, now...

Oops, too late...

It'll only be Silly Week through Wednesday. The day after that, the plot will doubtless take a sudden dramatic turn involving an urgent need for some of the gang to teleport off to Ankara or Istanbul.

(You're welcome for the distraction, lake_wrangler...)

Istanbul, not Constantinople. They might be going to meet some giants.

[oldmanmickey]

They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.

I am currently applying as an inspector...

would you be needing an assistant? Since my retirement i am available 24 hours

[Gyrrakavian]

I'm not going to comment, because I don't think there's any way to save face, now...

Oops, too late...

It'll only be Silly Week through Wednesday. The day after that, the plot will doubtless take a sudden dramatic turn involving an urgent need for some of the gang to teleport off to Ankara or Istanbul.

(You're welcome for the distraction, lake_wrangler...)

Or Derinkuyu, Ankor Wat, or Yonaguni.

Though, Atsali might have to turn sideways to get through any doorways at the first two.

[eee]

Not the usual definition of 'busted'. But appropriate, I suspect.

It's GOOD to see Cricket has adjusted and been accepted so well she can make these sorts of quips.

I'm not sure whether it has ever been formally decided or ruled upon...

... does Pablo have to pay the Pun Jar?

I... I think he should, just to be safe. I mean... You don't mess with the pun jar, man...

Hear hear! (drops a tape from the band "Busted" in the jar, just to be on the safe side.)

That's a pretty fancy Lanthian outhouse in that top photo...

If you've got to go, go in STYLE!

[Dave]

It'll only be Silly Week through Wednesday. The day after that, the plot will doubtless take a sudden dramatic turn involving an urgent need for some of the gang to teleport off to Ankara or Istanbul.

(You're welcome for the distraction, lake_wrangler...)

Or Derinkuyu, Ankor Wat, or Yonaguni.

Though, Atsali might have to turn sideways to get through any doorways at the first two.

Derinkuyu is certainly a possibility... and you're right, the passages are often claustrophobically narrow. Atsali in her full-sized raptor morph wouldn't be able to get through the doors at all, no matter how she turned.

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Angkor Wat and Yonaguni would be interesting places for a Lanthian-related visit, but not this week. They're in the wrong country for a visit on this particular Thursday.

[n4nln]

Weapons-grade lingerie.

[Julie]

They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.

I am currently applying as an inspector...

And for the sake of decency, they will be required to have a concealed carry permit, as well as be required to actually conceal them (as best they can, of course...)

and do you want to see how fast Devyn will have her Uncle on that case?? you KNOW she doesn't like the whole "body-shaming" angle to things like this, and you know darn well that if you had to get REGISTERED "JUST" because you had big boobs... and you KNOW she's going to be considering it from that angle.... uh uh... "I" sure as heck don't want to be anywhere NEAR Griffon High when she finds out about it

I believe I'd be joining Devyn in the protests and picket lines and other such actions against that. No taxation without representation! I'll register mine, if you'll register yours!

If tailgaters are considered at fault for damages/injuries in accidents, then I think anyone willingly stepping within a certain radius is responsible for protecting him/herself from neck injuries and other bosom-related impacts.

[Sgt. Howard]

They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.

I am currently applying as an inspector...

would you be needing an assistant? Since my retirement i am available 24 hours

I've seen them where an extra set of hands might be good...

[Sgt. Howard]

They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.

I am currently applying as an inspector...

And for the sake of decency, they will be required to have a concealed carry permit, as well as be required to actually conceal them (as best they can, of course...)

Depends on the state. I live in a state with open carry laws, an no (state) laws restricting "display". The latter leads to amused news casters now and then. "Police informed them that there was no law against her showing..."

"Displaying' and 'brandishing' are two different issues- but I am not sure I understand what constitutes 'brandishing' a boob...

[Julie]

And for the sake of decency, they will be required to have a concealed carry permit, as well as be required to actually conceal them (as best they can, of course...)

Depends on the state. I live in a state with open carry laws, an no (state) laws restricting "display". The latter leads to amused news casters now and then. "Police informed them that there was no law against her showing..."

"Displaying' and 'brandishing' are two different issues- but I am not sure I understand what constitutes 'brandishing' a boob...

Then you're not putting much thought into it. I can think of a handful of possible definitions for "brandishing" a boob that range from misuse in public to NSFW stuffs.

[Opus the Poet]

Some years ago in Kittitas County there was discussion about having snowmobile races across the lake . . . in midsummer . . . Don't think anything ever came of that, because I would have heard about it.

--FreeFlier

I saw that on the Speed channel show "Lucas Oil Motorsports Hour". The course was out and back around a buoy on the far side of the pond from the launch ramp so they had to make a u-turn on the water. fastest 3 out of 4 sleds went on to the next round, sinkers were disqualified from further competition even if they would have advanced based on distance.

[FreeFlier]

Some years ago in Kittitas County there was discussion about having snowmobile races across the lake . . . in midsummer . . . Don't think anything ever came of that, because I would have heard about it.

I saw that on the Speed channel show "Lucas Oil Motorsports Hour". The course was out and back around a buoy on the far side of the pond from the launch ramp so they had to make a u-turn on the water. fastest 3 out of 4 sleds went on to the next round, sinkers were disqualified from further competition even if they would have advanced based on distance.

This was going to be on Wanapum Lake . . . the guy I knew (casually) who tried it went down the boat launch ramp and headed for the main beach . . . then he hit a wake, lost speed, and sank.

Then his buddies in the chase boat came over, pulled him out, pulled the snowmobile up, and took it home.

The last I heard he was making larger skiis and a track/belt with folding paddles for better thrust.

--FreeFlier

[illiad]

"Displaying' and 'brandishing' are two different issues- but I am not sure I understand what constitutes 'brandishing' a boob...

Then you're not putting much thought into it. I can think of a handful of possible definitions for "brandishing" a boob that range from misuse in public to NSFW stuffs.

Well 'busty heart' has a good act - mostly SFW, too.. (uncensored?? no, no bad language or exposure???)

[oldmanmickey]

"Displaying' and 'brandishing' are two different issues- but I am not sure I understand what constitutes 'brandishing' a boob...

Then you're not putting much thought into it. I can think of a handful of possible definitions for "brandishing" a boob that range from misuse in public to NSFW stuffs.

and my first thought was what a way to die. need to put more thought into this, your right ma'am.

[DilyV]

I get the feeling this will be a short week being as it's thanksgiving... It's entirely possible we'll get today Tuesday and Wednesday, then possibly nothing till the following Monday... As much as it pains US, Paul is entitled to his holidays too.

[oldmanmickey]

I get the feeling this will be a short week being as it's thanksgiving... It's entirely possible we'll get today Tuesday and Wednesday, then possibly nothing till the following Monday... As much as it pains US, Paul is entitled to his holidays too.

Indeed he does and lets take this opportunity to wish him and his a very Happy Thanksgiving.

[scantrontb]

"Displaying' and 'brandishing' are two different issues- but I am not sure I understand what constitutes 'brandishing' a boob...

i think the difference would be when Brandi wears a Bikini, that it's just "Displaying"... but when Sr. Director Oduya wears one.... THAT"S "Brandishing" if there ever was ...

[Dave]

"Displaying' and 'brandishing' are two different issues- but I am not sure I understand what constitutes 'brandishing' a boob...

i think the difference would be when Brandi wears a Bikini, that it's just "Displaying"... but when Sr. Director Oduya wears one.... THAT"S "Brandishing" if there ever was ...

The Pun Jar is making threatening gestures in your direction...

[Dr. Otter]

"Displaying' and 'brandishing' are two different issues- but I am not sure I understand what constitutes 'brandishing' a boob...

Your comment made me think of the brandishing skills of the Condor Club's own Carol Doda, who passed away just 3 weeks ago on November 9. A moment of silence, please.