Re: Age And The Wapsi Fan
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 11:19 am
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There actually is a universal base standard of physical beauty, across all species sophisticated enough to be capable of voluntarily NOT mating when the opportunity to mate arises.Catawampus wrote:The appeal of those is very egalitarian, crossing all boundaries of age, race, gender, and social station. A veritable symbol of the American Dream.GlytchMeister wrote:... AND it's widely known for big boobs.
How did this even happen, though (if I may ask)? The only explination I can come up with is you were orphaned and went through the foster care system, getting such cruddy foster parents that none of them bothered to name you or remember your birth name, and your birth certificate was lost in a paperwork mishap.Catawampus wrote:You probably know your birthdate and birthplace because other people who know it told you, and because of documents that have it written on them. What if you never had either of those sources to give you the information, though? Heck, I didn't even have a name until I decided on one in my late teens.GlytchMeister wrote:You... Don't know your birthday?
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Woah. I'm having a hard time wrapping my brain around that concept.
I do know my birthday, though: January 15th. And April 28th. And May 23rd. When I was first introduced to the wonders of Filling In Paperwork, I was extremely casual and just put down whatever date came to mind. By the time I realised that all of those forms were being kept permanently and forming the official picture of who I am, I already had multiple dates in the system.
Big boobs are fun to play with, and can handle somewhat rough usage (usually). Small boobs tend to be sensitive but very erogenous. I am more concerned that she has enough fanny to grab, personally...Alkarii wrote:Group D.
As for the big boob thing, I think I'd prefer smaller breasts. They'd fit in my hands. Though, I don't have any experience, so I can't say for sure.
Weird Science: "Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue."Alkarii wrote: As for the big boob thing, I think I'd prefer smaller breasts. They'd fit in my hands. Though, I don't have any experience, so I can't say for sure.
IIRC, bigger size often = more spread out nerve endings = less sensitivity.Sgt. Howard wrote:Big boobs are fun to play with, and can handle somewhat rough usage (usually). Small boobs tend to be sensitive but very erogenous.
That's just funnier if one imagines the British meaning of that word.I am more concerned that she has enough fanny to grab, personally...
That makes sense, I guess.jwhouk wrote: are because of the "floor" age of what's considered Young Adult (12).
I'm afraid this simple French-Canadian guy has missed the reference...jwhouk wrote:3's and 8's (no, Good Buddy, it's not for that reason)
Ah... I get it, now... I think...TazManiac wrote:OK, but take a 'three' and/or an 'Eight'.
Now place your self in a Wapsi frame of mind.
Now, tilt your head on it's side
Let the ink blot do the rest...
The "foster care" system was actually a "become a brainwashed child soldier for whichever local warlord" system, so I decided not to participate in that.GlytchMeister wrote:The only explination I can come up with is you were orphaned and went through the foster care system. . .
Meerkats, actually.Unless you were raised by wolves or something.
Oops. I forgot to think beyond my first world white guy privileges. Sorry, my bad.Catawampus wrote:The "foster care" system was actually a "become a brainwashed child soldier for whichever local warlord" system, so I decided not to participate in that.GlytchMeister wrote:The only explination I can come up with is you were orphaned and went through the foster care system. . .
Meerkats, actually.Unless you were raised by wolves or something.