Now if the skull will just start singing "I ain't go no body!"
Already sort of has Marty Feldman eyes...
Re: Not Funny 2015-01-1-20
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:43 am
by jwhouk
MerchManDan wrote:While a disembodied skull is typically a bad sign, for Wapsi Square it's just another Tuesday.
Quoted for truth.
Monica might have to come save them yet.
Re: Not Funny 2015-01-1-20
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:44 am
by captnq
Let us post the many funny things the floating disembodied skull might say:
"Have you read the latest issue of The Watchtower? You might be meeting God sooner then you think."
"You know how your mother would tell you, 'If you don't stop picking, it'll never heal.'?"
"Avon calling!"
"I was wondering, which one of you is the juiciest?"
"Hey, look. Do you think you could just... hang out for about five minutes? The next wandering monster roll is coming up in about two turns and my shift is almost over. I'm really beat and I'm just not up to this today."
"Do you have any Gray Poupon?"
Raspy voice, "Welcome to the pit of des-" *HACK* HACK *COUGH* *WHEEZE* *clearing of the throat sound*. In a smooth voice with a conversational tone, "Sorry. Just getting over Bronchitis. Welcome to the Pit of Dessert! Do you have a reservation?"
"I don't mean to be forward, but you have really nice skin. Are you attached to it?"
"AHHHHHHHH!" *Skull faints dead away*
Re: Not Funny 2015-01-1-20
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:05 pm
by Warrl
Hansontoons wrote:Now if the skull will just start singing "I ain't go no body!"
When the shadow's gone
runs and hides
And the seer's nerve
ups and dies
Don't you want some body to love?
Don't you need some body to love?
Wouldn't you love some body to love?
You better find some body to love
Prester Fred wrote:Yeah, I've gotta agree with Atsali here. Not funny. Really not funny.
Except to us, of course...
Having been in a similar situation at the age of 6, I can testify that it is not the slightest bit funny.
(While exploring a system of storm drain piping, my two older brothers thought it would be hilarious to run off with the only flashlight and leave me alone in the dark. For reasons that defy comprehension, they did not come back for me. I was extremely lucky and found my way home with the help of the family dog; but it wasn't funny then, and it still isn't now. )
Re: Not Funny 2015-01-1-20
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:06 pm
by AnotherFairportfan
This scene suggests that Atsali is either the Shaggy or the Scoobie in this scenario.
Re: Not Funny 2015-01-1-20
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:22 pm
by captnq
Actually, this is reminding me of Bug-Eyed Earl.
"Is it still there?"
Re: Not Funny 2015-01-1-20
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:13 pm
by Dr. Otter
Hansontoons wrote:Already sort of has Marty Feldman eyes...
captnq wrote:Let us post the many funny things the floating disembodied skull might say:
"Have you read the latest issue of The Watchtower? You might be meeting God sooner then you think."
"You know how your mother would tell you, 'If you don't stop picking, it'll never heal.'?"
"Avon calling!"
"I was wondering, which one of you is the juiciest?"
"Hey, look. Do you think you could just... hang out for about five minutes? The next wandering monster roll is coming up in about two turns and my shift is almost over. I'm really beat and I'm just not up to this today."
"Do you have any Gray Poupon?"
Raspy voice, "Welcome to the pit of des-" *HACK* HACK *COUGH* *WHEEZE* *clearing of the throat sound*. In a smooth voice with a conversational tone, "Sorry. Just getting over Bronchitis. Welcome to the Pit of Dessert! Do you have a reservation?"
"I don't mean to be forward, but you have really nice skin. Are you attached to it?"
"AHHHHHHHH!" *Skull faints dead away*
Skull (Imperious, snobbish Brit tone) "I BEG your pardon... may I see your MEMBERSHIP card?"
or... "Hey GUYS... we got us a LIVE ONE here,"
or... "Uh, lady...? you're standing on my ectoplasm..."
or... "I think they spilled something in the hot tub, so be careful..."
or... "(snicker)... wanna... (snerk, giggle)... wanna see my BONER?"
Re: Not Funny 2015-01-1-20
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:43 pm
by oldmanmickey
What would really be a curve ball is if that was poor Jacob, Excuse me but this isnt the coffee shop back exit so where are we? sorry got so excited more than horns or less as the case may be showed.
Re: Not Funny 2015-01-1-20
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:16 pm
by Sgt. Howard
Actually, if that ISN'T Charon, couldn't this be Tsillah getting even for getting clocked?
Re: Not Funny 2015-01-1-20
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:58 pm
by AmriloJim
Dr. Otter wrote:
Hansontoons wrote:Already sort of has Marty Feldman eyes...
