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Catawampus wrote:

shadowinthelight wrote:

JSStryker wrote:That Castela is a talented little girl!

I wouldn't be so sure without tasting it. Kids can have some... strange ideas about ingredients for cooking.

Yeah, we just know that it is a substance that can be described by some as "soup", not that it necessarily is edible. Or healthy to even be in the vicinity of. "I added some radium, to give you that radiant healthy glow!"

Jabberwonky wrote:I just hope it's not vegetable soup. That would be...yeah, I hope it's not vegetable soup...

Then she'd also have to leave out any poultry. Her options for ingredients would be rather slim. Even rock soup would be iffy, given who three of her aunts are.

Let's hope they don't make friends with Sweetie, then they're options will really start to dwindle.

Um, or 'their'...

Aren't you guys missing the point? She's part vegetable ... and part animal. If vegetables are out, so are animals.

Out go the animal kingdom, the vegetable kingdom, and with certain of her aunts, the mineral kingdom.

What's left? Mushroom soup?

Sidhekin wrote:Aren't you guys missing the point? She's part vegetable ... and part animal. If vegetables are out, so are animals.

Out go the animal kingdom, the vegetable kingdom, and with certain of her aunts, the mineral kingdom.

What's left? Mushroom soup?

Even that could be a problem. Paranormals are a very diverse crowd.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mike Oh, one of her friends from the orphanage, was a real fun guy.

She may be limited to using prokaryotes... lifeforms without nuclei... bacteria and archaea.

Spirulina broth might be a possibility... it's not actually algae (plant kingdom) but cyanobacteria (Arthrospira species)... and any good heath-food store would have it available. It's pretty good stuff, nutritionally (if pure) although lack of real Vitamin B12 could be an issue. It might be just the right old-fashioned food-as-medicine for an artist with the flu... "good for you" and terrible-tasting... the sort of thing Grandma used to make you choke down

Dave wrote:

Sidhekin wrote:Aren't you guys missing the point? She's part vegetable ... and part animal. If vegetables are out, so are animals.

Out go the animal kingdom, the vegetable kingdom, and with certain of her aunts, the mineral kingdom.

What's left? Mushroom soup?

Even that could be a problem. Paranormals are a very diverse crowd.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mike Oh, one of her friends from the orphanage, was a real fun guy.

A real fungi, huh?

Jabberwonky wrote:

Dave wrote:Even that could be a problem. Paranormals are a very diverse crowd.

I wouldn't be surprised if Mike Oh, one of her friends from the orphanage, was a real fun guy.

A real fungi, huh?

I was thinking more of this Funguy

shadowinthelight wrote:I was thinking more of this Funguy

That's sort of what I was thinking... a Tom Chanterelle sort of person.

At least she isn't likely to befriend Selkie...

...unless someone does a crossover comic.

Wapsi wrote:Thanks, everyone. It looks like I've caught the flu. =(

That's the problem with spring. You opened the window and influenza!

Take your time. We'll be here.

And keep voting, folks!

Atomic wrote:

Wapsi wrote:Thanks, everyone. It looks like I've caught the flu. =(

That's the problem with spring. You opened the window and influenza!

Take your time. We'll be here.

And keep voting, folks!

Who's Enza?

Hansontoons wrote:

Atomic wrote:

Wapsi wrote:Thanks, everyone. It looks like I've caught the flu. =(

That's the problem with spring. You opened the window and influenza!

Who's Enza?

The Virus Fairy, of course. She sneaks up behind unsuspecting folks and cold-cocks them; some are laid flat, no matter how prepared they think they are.

And once again the Vault adds to it's bulging coffers.

Oh well .. added my share from time to time. Hope all goes well with your recovery Mr. P.

as363 wrote:And once again the Vault adds to it's bulging coffers.

Is there a Cruelty-to-Apostrophes Cruet?

I'm thinking if there was a Spellchecker Savings Bank, it'd have more in it than the Pun Vault.