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Jabberwonky wrote:But I need to check the ones here in town to see if they've got the new Rob Zombie pinball machine...

Well, if you are ever in the area again this was at the Walmart on my side of town off Beach St and 121. From what I saw of the attract mode you get to drive several different Batvehicles including the 60s classic, the Tim Burton model, the Tumbler, ect.

Jabberwonky wrote:

shadowinthelight wrote:I need to go back to Walmart with a pocket full of quarters.

I miss arcades...
Dave and Busters is alright, but it doesn't have the same feel.

But I need to check the ones here in town to see if they've got the new Rob Zombie pinball machine...

Pinball????

Shutupandtakemymoney.

scantrontb wrote: no it isn't... God* created it...

*: IF you go by the definition of god creating EVERYTHING... and that the definition of everything INCLUDES "The Devil", who created this... then, BY DEFINITION: God Created it...

...Uncle Mathias?

Yellow.

Very very yellow.







Has anyone any idea what that sign signifies?

AnotherFairportfan wrote:Yellow.

Very very yellow.

Has anyone any idea what that sign signifies?

Ninth Judicial Administrative District, Alternative Dispute Resolution: Mediation

as for the whole thing about the tree leaves... YE Gawds! i am glad i no longer live in Michigan and have to worry about raking leaves anymore...

Duh

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Why does "O" stand for "Alternative"?

AnotherFairportfan wrote:Duh

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Why does "O" stand for "Alternative"?

oopsie! i forgot to add in the rest of it... it should actually be:

"Ninth Judicial Administrative District, OFFICE of Alternative Dispute Resolution: Mediation"

AnotherFairportfan wrote:Yellow.

Very very yellow.


Has anyone any idea what that sign signifies?

The Minions movie releases in a week?

AnotherFairportfan wrote:

5. Wipe remains of exploded lizard from face.

Yikes. In CPR class they taught us how to do this safely on a child. Children have small lungs, and a full forceful exhalation from an adult can over-pressure them and cause a rupture and hemorrhage. "Just a gentle puff, and stop as soon as you see the chest rise" is what I remember being told about doing CPR on infants.

Try this procedure as-written on on any lizard smaller than a Komodo dragon and you'll pop its balloon for sure. It'd be a miracle if a small lizard survived (which might mean that a Basiliscus would be OK, I suppose).

What were they thinking?

Gently, people, gently! Lizard grenades would qualify as Title II destructive devices under Federal law, and you could get into all sorts of trouble if you don't have the proper license.

I was wondering if I was the only one who caught that!

Yeah... I think the best way to do air resuscitation on a little lizard would be to gently blow on their face from a few inches away...

Also... I would not recommend using this procedure in a Komodo Dragon. I would not recommend coming within 500 meters of a Komodo Dragon regardless of if you think it's dead. I would recommend staying the hell off of the islands those magnificently deadly creatures inhabit and stick to just watching them on TV or YouTube.

They ain't named "Dragons" for nothin. Those big bastards will kill you and eat you and ask for ketchup and seconds.

GlytchMeister wrote:They ain't named "Dragons" for nothin. Those big bastards will kill you and eat you and ask for ketchup and seconds.

They're actually quite gracious.

A couple of days after eating you, they'll cough up a pellet containing the indigestible bits, so that your next of kin can take your teeth home for a proper burial.

They understand that humans need closure in such matters.

When I read the first sentence, I immediately thought "He can't be serious..."

It took me a second to realize you actually weren't being serious.

GlytchMeister wrote:They ain't named "Dragons" for nothin. Those big bastards will kill you and eat you and ask for ketchup and seconds.

But pretty much all other species of dragon in this universe are "mostly harmless" to humans. Some WILL bite in self-defense. It's possible some are venomous, or - like komodos - have extremely filthy mouths so their bites will cause severe infections. But you're far too large for them to think of you as prey, so if they don't think you are a serious immediate threat they'll leave you alone.

Except komodos. They are big, nasty, and unaware that it's possible for something that moves to not be prey.

Warrl wrote:But you're far too large for them to think of you as prey. . .

Making a bit of an assumption there about him, though, aren't you?

Catawampus wrote:

Warrl wrote:But you're far too large for them to think of you as prey. . .

Making a bit of an assumption there about him, though, aren't you?

Yeah, I'm assuming he's larger than my kids were at birth.

AnotherFairportfan wrote:

I only stick a lizard in my mouth after I cook it...

Sgt. Howard wrote:I only stick a lizard in my mouth after I cook it...

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